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CARNIVAL RIDES EVERYDAY: 2PM – MIDNIGHT / NEAR INTERGALACTIC STAGE
Who's ready to get topsy-turvy with it? Afterall, what's The Dark Carnival without some free RIDES, homie?! Hop
on and witness the Gathering grounds from a new perspective on high, as you spin, dip, sway, turn and rise on
one of these tried-and-true carnie classics! These bad boys will be running from 2 pm to the close of the
Intergalactic Stage each day, so you can even catch your favorite artists while enjoying some old-fashioned
stomach-churning fun at The Gathering of The Juggalos!

WELCOME HOME PARADE WEDNESDAY: 4 PM / INFO TENT
Welcome home, Juggalos! Come one, come all to an out-of-this-world parade that will orbit the galaxy around
the Valley of Legend!! On this journey, intergalactic family will be throwing out space munchies, cosmic candies,
and other surprises. Anyone can join, either on a solo mission or to represent your crew or camp. Line up with
your banners, megaphones, and treats by the Info Tent at 3:30 pm. Blast o is at 4:00 pm. Don’t worry, if you
miss the launch, you can always invade when it passes by your campsite! The voyage ends back where it
started with a Big Bang and a Pow Boom!

ALIEN ENCOUNTER: A SCI-FI HAUNT EVERYDAY: 10 PM – 4 AM / HAUNTED HOUSE
It’s time Juggalos and Juggalettes! From the one who brought you the House of Horrors last year, we present to
you a terrifying intergalactic adventure, where you’ll experience rsthand what goes down during an alien invasion.
As you step through the doors, you'll nd yourself transported to a world beyond your wildest imagination, where
extraterrestrial beings have taken over and are out for blood. The air is thick with tension, and you can feel the
presence of something sinister lurking around every corner. As you make your way through this intergalactic
attraction, you'll encounter a series of chilling creatures that are sure to make you question whether you are really
still on Earth or another planet. Come test your bravery and see if you can survive ALIEN ENCOUNTER!

MAD MAN PONDO’S JCW TRYOUTS WED NIGHT: 1 – 3 AM / INTERGALACTIC STAGE
So you think you're hardcore, jabroni?! Step into the squared circle and show the former JCW World Champion
Mad Man Pondo what you're made of! Call it The Gathering School of Hard Knocks when this rst-class instructor
in the ancient art of Stop Sign-fu takes you to task and elevates your wrestling game to the next level! Many ninjas
think they’ve got what it takes, but in this exclusive exhibition, Pondo will teach you the ner details of holds,
submissions and showmanship required to ne tune those rough edges of yours and hone that feeble body into
a certi ed sports entertainment spectacle! It’s education meets high-impact entertainment! Prove yourself
worthy and you will have the opportunity to wrestle in the opening match during Bloodymania 16 on Friday
night! Those wishing to participate should be at the Info Tent at 12:45 am (Wednesday night / Thursday morning).

JUGGALO FLEA MARKET, PODCAST SUPER SHOW & STREET TEAM FIESTA PARTY!
THURSDAY: NOON – 3 PM / BLASTOFF STAGE

For Juggalos By Juggalos ain't a by-line bitch…it's a lifestyle and one we celebrate to the fullest! This is a three
hour event celebrating the Dark Carnival community in all of its DIY dopeness! We're expanding on last year's
Podcast Super Show, where all of the content creators from all four corners of the interwebs are merging in one
spot for an epic broadcast by adding two extra tiers of avor! Those enjoying the podcast event will also be able
to check out the Juggalo Flea Market and peruse a variety of unique items for sale courtesy of talented unsung
creative sellers from all over the country! But that's not all! While ALL this devastation is at hand, The Psychopathic
Street Team will be hard at work serving hot plates of that good ish! That's right, the Psychopathic Soldiers will be
slangin' tacos for hungry bellies to enjoy along with all this other cool shit! We got The Family in full e ect and
showing their best at The Gathering of The Juggalos! If you're interested in running one of the many tables at the
Juggalo ea market, show up at 11am Thursday morning with a minimum of 20 items to sell (no bootlegs or food).
You will then be assigned a table by GOTJ sta . There is no fee for the table, and no cut of your sales!
Podcast Super Show Includes: All Wrongs Reserved, Deck One Dealt, Faygoluvers, Humble Among, Mankini TV,
Replicon Radio, Team MUJ's Weekly Wicked Webshow, The Hi Noon Safe Sesh w/ @ALMALmusic,
The Thuggalo Show, Ugly Juggalos Podcast

PLEASANTLY OFFENSIVE OPEN MIC! FRIDAY: NOON – 2 PM / MARTIAN STAGE
We all know Juggalos are full of skills they are willing to share! So come show o more than just your butthole
atthis year’s open mic! We are showcasing all kinds of talent from music to comedy, spoken word, even magic!
Each performance gets approximately 3-5 minutes including any set up time.