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SIDESHOWS

LUNATIK & SUNSHINE’S BIZZAR BIZAAR WEDDING
WEDNESDAY: 12:30 – 1:30 PM - BLASTOFF STAGE
Attention Juggalo/lette Aliens and humans from all over the galaxy and of this dirt ball! You are all
invited to witness something spectacular, a truly bizarre wedding to behold; Come watch Lunatik
& Sunshine get married at this year’s Gathering of The Juggalos. Wednesday afternoon at 12:30,
this bizarre wedding shall commence. At the end of the wedding, there will be a Faygo Shower
outside the tent for everyone to be able to participate in! Join us in showering the newly wedded
with love and best wishes from the family. Bringing extra Faygo is highly encouraged in case of a
shortage, and you may bring a gift for the two if you wish. There will also be a banner signing after
the Faygo Shower which everyone may participate in. If anyone would like to help with tear down
and clean up, it would be appreciated. Whoop Whoop!
MC-HOR & THEJACKOFHEARTS: INTHORGALACTIC SMOKE SESSION
WEDNESDAY: 2 – 3 PM - BLASTOFF STAGE
After traveling from the Deepest reaches of the Cosmos, Battling Evildoers & Having Orbital Relations
with Space Hotties Onda Regular, everyone's favorite Space Traveling Stoners/Rappers Mc-HOR &
theJackofHearts have touched down on Earth for the Gathering of the Juggalos and they want to
celebrate with the FAMILY! They've decided to Host the Most EPIC Smoke Session this Galaxy has
EVER seen Complete with Music, Contests, prizes, & More for all you HORz!!! Go grab your Homies
Onda Regular & Come get lit with Mc-HoR & theJackofHearts at the IntHORgalactic Smoke Session!!!
WHOOP WHOOP!!! First 100 people in attendance will receive a FREE autographed digital download
card of Mc-HOR & theJackofHearts: Stoners vs Zombies. Contest Prizes include Merch, Smoking
accessories & More. Any HOR wishing to Enter a contest please show up 20 minutes early.
JUGGALESQUE PRESENTS: THE MOON GLORIOUS PARTY!
WEDNESDAY: 11 PM – MIDNIGHT - BLASTOFF STAGE
Inviting all beings from every corner of the galaxy! Come & witness the Juggalette-created,
spellbinding, seductive display of clown magic that is Juggalesque! Let our troupe of some of the
FINEST Juggalo ladies take you on a journey of Burlesque that has been baptized in Faygo for your
viewing pleasure. Join us for an entire hour lled to the brim with the embodiment of the art of
striptease, caricature, parody, and EXTRAVAGANZA! A collection of sparkling performances cultivated
by some of the DOPEST women from within the ranks of our very own Juggalo family. Show up
and show out with the captivating beauties of Juggalesque!

BIZARRO WORLD
WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY & FRIDAY: MIDNIGHT – 4 AM
The Gathering has always been a place possessed of mysteries and secrets woven into the darkness
of its transient landscape. Wanderers may nd themselves drawn to strange corners, held as though
in a hypnotic trance by strobing gures commanding light and shadow, channeling ancient magic
through a eurythmic expression of sacred geometry. Once caught in this fugue of sight, sound, and
sensation you have now entered... Bizarro World! The Magic Monks return once again to captivate
and entertain the Juggalos with a aming demonstration of delightful danger that carries on well
into the night! All are welcome to join in if they have a physical talent they would like to share.
We're keeping it lit with some of the hottest spectacles to behold at The Gathering of The Juggalos!

ZACKASS
THURSDAY: 11 PM – MIDNIGHT - BLASTOFF STAGE
Take it from us, Juggalos, when they say "Don’t try this at home", don't. Let this guy do it instead!
We present for the rst time at The Gathering of The Juggalos a triple threat! Podcaster, stuntman
and comedian Zack Holmes aka Zackass! You've seen this big boy on the big screen as part of the
cultural phenomenon that was "Jackass Forever" and now he's come to kick it live and in the
substantial esh! This time around, the only bones he's breaking are your funny bones as he
delivers a stand-up sermon relating to the audience just what it means to be Too Stupid to Die!

ICP MYSTERY SEMINAR
SATURDAY: 2 – 3 PM - BLASTOFF STAGE
Since before the reveal of The 6th Joker's Card, it's always been a Wicked Clown's prerogative to keep
Juggalos guessing! The tradition lives on as The Gathering of The Juggalos presents: The Mystery
Seminar hosted by the Insane Clown Posse! Consider this a pivotal reminder that the nature of this
seminar could be anything! Perhaps it’s enlightening news concerning the future of Psychopathic
Records? Maybe it's an hour straight of Violent J showing o this collection of mini-Bigfoot gurines??
A surprise concert!?! Evil Dead's retirement party?!?!? All we can do is speculate! The only way to know
for certain is to be there yourself when the Mystery Seminar goes down at The Gathering of The Juggalos!
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