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NINJA OLYMPICS THURSDAY NIGHT: 1 – 3 AM / INTERGALACTIC STAGE
Can you prove yourself a Ninja Master by battling through a eld of determined warriors? This contest will require equal parts strength,
cunning, quickness, and prowess. The last ninja left standing will be able to tread upon the shattered corpses of their fallen foes to claim
their prize! In each of the ve rounds, ninjas will have to battle one opponent to see if they can advance to the next. Round #1: Foam
Long Swords. Round #2: Foam Short Swords. Round #3: Sumo Wrestling. Round #4: Martial Arts (light contact to the torso only, with
protective gear). Round #5: Three vs. One Battle (try to last the longest against three ninjas using pugil sticks). Ninja referees will oversee
the bouts, with all rounds (except the last) being best out of ve. In the end, there can be only one...could it be you?
Prize: Last ninja standing—GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 Gift Certi cate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes
before the contest begins (32 competitors max; rst come rst serve, with those wearing ninja suits moving to the front of the line)
JUGGALO CATCH 21 FRIDAY: 12:30 – 1:30 PM / BLASTOFF STAGEE
Brought to you by The Gathering of the Juggalos and the ctional Dark Carnival Games Show Network, get ready for: Juggalo
Catch 21! Tell Alfonso Riviera to go jump in a river, our version is hosted by Uncle Ju and features two competing crews of
Juggalo homies going head-to-head in a classic game of blackjack-meets-Psychopathic-trivia with a strategic twist! Use Keep,
Freeze or Pass tactics to knock the other players out and achieve the coveted 21 for your chance to win big prizes!
Prizes: There will be 2 games and 2 sets of winners. Prizes: 1st Place only – Custom Hockey Jersey, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $50 gift certi cate with a chance
to win up to $200 in cash in the bonus round!
TOM WOOD’S ART BATTLE FRIDAY: 2 – 3 PM / BLASTOFF STAGE
Artists will have 45 minutes in which to create their original, sci-themed masterpiece! 17 of the best and brightest artists in the
galaxy will be positioned on stage, while onlookers and fans will observe their progress. This is the ultimate platform to
demonstrate those jedi art skills you’ve been perfecting over a lifetime of practice and sacri ce. Tom Wood, Cara Norris, and
Heather Marrs will judge the nished works and award ribbons, rare GOTJ amulets and trophies to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Place Artists!
The competing artists must bring their own canvas, easels, paints, and brushes. No preliminary sketching on the canvas before
the event is allowed. Contestants own their painting and have the right to sell or keep.
Prizes: 1st , 2nd, and 3rd place custom Tom Wood Art Battle trophies
THE JUGGALO NEWLYWED GAME FRIDAY: 3:30 – 4:30 PM / BLASTOFF STAGE
Do NOT adjust your rabbit ears and tell the ghost of Fred Barry to chill out, this ain't no Rerun! This is The Newlywed Game:
The Juggalo Gathering Edition! Any Couple (no matter how long they’ve been together) can compete in this twisted take on
an American game show classic. Hosted by comedian extortioner Alex Ja e, get ready for some hilarious and revealing
questions as the contestants are tested on just how well they actually know their partners. The winning couple will receive
ICP’s VIP Experience (including gift bag items) and then get to immediately meet with ICP and participate in the Faygo
Armageddon at the climax of ICP’ show on Saturday night!!! Now that is an awesome date!!!! Any couple wishing to compete
should show up no later than 30 minutes before the show begins.
COSTUME CONTEST FRIDAY: 5 – 6 PM / BLASTOFF STAGE
Do you walk among this crowded Earth feeling like you are something else entirely? Do you feel the true form of your Juggalo Spirit
is dumbed down to meet the needs of your mundane daily life? Perhaps that people suit you wear in your day-to-day existence is
the real disguise, that's why we're inviting you to show The Family your nal form and come kick it at The Gathering of The Juggalos
Costume Contest! This showcase of cut and stitch skills captures the heights of wicked creative expression, from Joker Card cosplay
to Psychopathic Power Armor, and with the UFOs hovering overhead there's no telling the strange sights you will witness at The
Gathering of The Juggalos! Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 gift certi cate; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift
certi cate; and 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ amulet & $50 gift certi cate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins
. A private dressing area will be provided.
QUEEN OF CHEEKS CONTEST FRIDAY NIGHT: 12:20 – 1 AM/ BLASTOFF STAGE
Juggalos and Juggalettes… Come one, come all, to the 2nd Annual Queen Of Cheeks contest!! This year we will see new games,
prizes, and twice as much fun, not to mention MORE LADIES! Do YOU have what it takes to win? Is your ass OUT OF THIS WORLD?
Well, bring that talented booty to the Queen Of Cheeks contest where the Juggalos in the crowd will choose the next Royal booty.
Mizz Marrs & Lady Rome will be taking signups starting at midnight before events begin. Show up early to secure your spot to
compete and show us what you’re working with! See you there with your assets in the air!
THE NEDEN GAME SATURDAY: 12:30 –1:30 PM / BLASTOFF STAGE
Calling all Romeo Homies and Juggalette Juliettes, it's gameshow time! Who's up for The Gathering quiz show classic of clown
painted connection to warm your romantic-ish heart? It's The Neden Game! Now is your chance to put your mastery of mackin'
it to the test against your fellow thirsty scrubbies for a chance to win a Gathering date with the mysterious stranger quizzing
you to nd out if you're whack or not! There will be one round each for both the Juggalos and the Juggalettes to play by
answering questions put out by your potential date! Things have been known to get spicy like a plate of Manny's wings, so turn
on the charm and prove you're the pimpest of all! Contestants should show up 30 minutes prior to the event if they wish to participate.
FLOWMASTER RAP BATTLE SATURDAY: 3:30 – 4:30 PM / BLASTOFF STAGE
Sucka MCs need not apply for one of the Gathering's most prestigious and elite competitions! The time has come once again to
prove who has the sharpest o -the-cu mic skills in the Juggalo Underground at the one and only Flowmaster Rap Battle! The
art of freestyle battle is one of the most skillful and dynamic expressions of rap ability. From New York to Detroit, it is considered
a xture in Hip-Hop culture, and the wide scope of the Juggalo Nation calls competitors from every corner to prove themselves
at the Gathering Battleground! For this contest, rappers will rst freestyle for 30 seconds to a provided beat. Those deemed worthy
by the judges will then move into an elimination style battle, where two rappers at a time will compete directly against each
other. In the end, there can be only one! Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet and $300 in Cash and 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ
Amulet & $150 Gift Certi cate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.
BEAT THE DJ CONTEST SATURDAY: 5 – 6 PM / BLASTOFF STAGE
Think you got ears sharp as a Samurai katana? Are you the nerdy ninja in the whip that can drop hard facts about the playlist as
soon as the beat hits? Well we just might have the Gathering gameshow for you! Inspired by the classic Name-That-Tune show
but with its own Juggalo avor like a Faygo Twist, come Beat the DJ, where three contestants at a time attempt to outfox each
other on the music trivia tip as quickly as possible! Over the course of four rounds, our Psychopathic-certi ed DJ will test just how
tight those skills are, hitting the competitor's ears with ips and reverses like a Missy Elliott joint as well as other surprises until
only one ninja is left standing! Prizes: 1st Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certi cate, with a chance to win an additional $200 gift certi cate in
the bonus round! Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.
MISS JUGGALETTE PAGEANT SATURDAY: 5 – 6 PM / MARTIAN STAGE
It simply wouldn't be The Gathering of The Juggalos without our annual pageant to crown this year's Queen of the Underground!
This contest is a far cry from your granny's Miss Wholesome USA Pageant! Ours is a sensational celebration for the psycho vixens
of The Dark Carnival! True to Juggalo form with all the face paint, wild antics, and extraordinary personalities of the contestants
on full display, this iconic contest is comprised of 3 rounds: Personality, Talent & Swimsuit! We don't need no magic mirror, we
leave it up to the Juggalos to decide who's the wickedest of them all! Think you have what it takes to wear the prestigious sash
of Miss Juggalette? Show up early with your A-game and let's see what you got, Ninjette! Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Backstage
Pass, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $300 in cash; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 Gift Certi cate; and 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certi cate.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins and bring their own swimsuit (or comparable attire) with them.
A private dressing area will be provided as well as any music needed for the talent round.