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ARM WRESTLING COMPETITION WEDNESDAY: 3:30 – 4:30 PM / BLASTOFF STAGE
Step right up, step right up! We present for your Gathering amusement the bee est, manliest, most succulent competitive sport
known to man! Juggalos are no strangers to wrestling events, and this one is a Strictly Forearms-Only Title Match! We're talking
about the ol' jailhouse classic: Competitive Arm Wrestling! This elimination-style event pits Juggalo against Juggalo in a one-on
one test of strength and appendage superiority! So, whether you're a surly cat with a chip on your shoulder packing Hulkster
pythons or a determined noodle armed ninja rockin' 17 spirit with something to prove, step up and show the crowd what you're
made of at The Gathering of The Juggalos Arm Wrestling Competition!
Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $150 gift certi cate; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $75 gift certi cate;
and 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ amulet and $50 gift certi cate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the
contest begins.
MR JUGGALO CONTEST WEDNESDAY: 5 – 6 PM / BLASTOFF STAGE
Itttt’ssssssss baaaaaaaccckk! That's right Juggalos and Juggalettes, this is the only place you'll get to see the fellas REALLY show
you what they're working with! Mr. Juggalo returns!! Hosted by Mankini, we've got 12 contestants that will compete in 3 rounds
judged by a panel on a 10pt ranking system, featuring a swimsuit round, talent round, and personality round! There will be 3
winners! 2nd & 3rd place will receive a sash and special T Shirt, 1st place will receive an EXTRA special sash, a super dope crown,
and a crisp $100 gift certi cate! If you want to compete, we will need you to show up at least an hour early, for ample time to
set up and get everyone prepped!
LASER TAG WEDNESDAY & THURSDAY: 11 PM – 4 AM & FRIDAY: MIDNIGHT – 4 AM / BLASTOFF STAGE
Lock'n'load, Juggalos! The name of the game is dead aim when The Gathering o ers for the rst time ever, the classic arcade
sport known as Laser Tag! After sunset, we will be opening up admission to this nighttime attraction: A tent specially out tted
with an obstacle course, fog machine, and fresh lighting e ects to serve as the battleground where you and a bunch of homies
can face each other or an opposing crew in a match to out-blast, out-zap, and out-clap one another! Think you got moves like
the Predator? Or does it turn out Stormtrooper aim is the best you got? The bragging rights are on the line and yours to win
when you give Laser Tag a shot at The Gathering of The Juggalos!

INTO THE ECHOSIDE HEADS-UP TOURNAMENT THURSDAY: NOON – 3PM / MAD MOVIES TENT
Battle it out in this elimination heads-up tournament to decide who is the ultimate and undisputed champion of GOTJ 2023!
1st Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque, Set of 15 Foil Epic cards, The Shaggy Show Promo Card & Rare GOTJ Amulet. 2nd Place—The Shaggy Show Promo Card
& Rare GOTJ Amulet. Those wishing to play should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins and need to know how to play to compete.
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TEXAS HOLD’EM TOURNAMENT THURSDAY: 1:30 – 4PM / MAD MOVES TENT
Are you good enough to play both the player and the cards? Then test your poker skills in this grueling
elimination-style tournament.
Prizes: 1st Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque, $100 Gift Certi cate & Rare GOTJ Amulet. 2nd Place—$50 Gift Certi cate & Rare GOTJ Amulet. 3rd Place
Rare GOTJ Amulet. Those wishing to play should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins and need to know how to play
and deal to compete.
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QUEST FOR SHANGRI-LA TOURNAMENT THURSDAY: 1:30 – 4PM / MAD MOVIES TENT
Crush your opponents on your quest to reach Shangri-La in this elimination-style tournament.
Prizes: 1st Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque, 10 Holographic Ending Cards, & Rare GOTJ Amulet. 2nd Place—10 Holographic Ending Cards & Rare
GOTJ Amulet. Those wishing to play should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins and need to know how to play to compete.
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MORTON’S LIST ESCAPE THE PLANET TOURNAMENT THURSDAY: 3 – 4PM / MAD MOVIES TENT
It’s time to leave this mud ball we call home and journey into deep space whether by use of out of body experiences,
meditation, or communing with extraterrestrial life in order to catch a ride! They say what goes up must come down…but
in deep space you just kind of keep going forever. This tournament will require the highest levels of ninja tactics and some
fresh ass karma!
Prizes: 1st Place (for each member of the winning Inner Circle) — $25 Gift Certi cate & Rare GOTJ Amulet.
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BODY & FACE PAINTING CONTEST THURSDAY: 3:30 – 4:30 PM / BLASTOFF STAGE
Juggalos and face paint go together like blunts and lighters. Like Better Made chips and Faygo. Like Moon Glorious and the
neighborhood watch. This year we're kicking that awesome expression of design talent up to the next level in this Bohemian
style contest that encompasses the entire human canvas! The Face & Body Painting Contest challenges Juggalos to create
living, breathing pieces of art using the brushes and body paints we supply! All you need to bring is a willing Gathering
buddy to act as your model and contestants will have one hour to impress our panel of judges with the illest body paint
designs, which will be scored based on creativity, artist's ability and amount of exposed skin used!
Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 gift certi cate; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certi cate; and
3rd Place – Rare GOTJ amulet & $50 gift certi cate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.
RENO RYDAZ ALIEN PROBE CORNHOLE TOURNAMENT THURSDAY: 5 – 6 PM / BLASTOFF STAGE
You can take your daddy's little beanbag lawn games and shove it! From the dry planes of Nevada, where the UFOs are not a gimmick
and realer than your auntie's injected lips, the Reno Rydas have abducted the classic game of cornhole and forcefully injected an outer
space makeover for The Gathering of The Juggalos! The devastating desert clique presents a sick tourney edition that pits the aim and
accuracy of two opponents against one another in a bid to see who's really the Boss of the Bag Throw, complete with plenty of social
lubricant and friendly Juggalo shit-talk…but that's purely speculation. We're makin' a whole friggin' thing about crowning The King of
the Flingin' Floobs, so show and prove by showing us your probe hole at The Gathering of The Juggalos!
Prizes: 1st Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 gift certi cate; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certi cate. Those wishing to compete should show
up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST THURSDAY: 5 – 6 PM / MARTIAN STAGE
Oh-em-gee ninjas, that July sun is hot like a Hell's Pit Pool Party at one of Ouija Macc's demon girls' house! Speaking of hot,
since it's the time of year for bottle rockets and Faygo Bomb Pops, we're bringing out the bombshells with The Gathering of
The Juggalos Wet T-Shirt Contest! If you know, you already know and if not, now is a great time to get familiar with this
throwdown that's one part pageant and two parts party, all in the name of good Juggalo fun! You know it's The Gathering,
so we keep it wet, wild, and wicked with the quickness, AND the thiccness!
Prizes: 1st Place –Rare GOTJ Amulet & $500 in Cash; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 gift certi cate; and
3rd Place – Rare GOTJ amulet & $100 gift certi cate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the
contest begins. A private dressing area will be provided. 18