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Competitions

2 Tuff Tony’s Fishing Tournament Seminar Tent / Sat: 8 to 11am

Cast out your line into the cold watery grave of an alien underwater world to try to win this com-
petition that will test your true grit and determination as a champion of lure and sinker. 2 Tuff Tony
is back again and more fishy than ever, as he hosts this competition that dares to test the fishing
enthusiast against the oh-so-elusive predators of the deep who stare back with gross, unblinking,
deadpan eyes at all who would try to deceive them with tasty morsels on a hook. Prizes will be de-
termined by the combined weight of each competitor’s three biggest fish caught: First Place – GOTJ
Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; Second Place - $100 gift certificate; and Third Place – $50 gift
certificate. Those wishing to compete should bring all of their own fishing gear, bait and a bucket
(limit of two fishing poles per competitor). Only those fish caught during the contest (and witnessed
by a judge) will be counted. Those wishing to compete should show up at the Seminar Tent between
7:30am – 8am (don’t be late).

Ninja Olympics JCW Stage / Sat: Noon to 1pm

Who doesn’t want to be a ninja? Some say they are powerful, others that they are shrouded in a dark
mystery inspired by their silent footfalls, deceptive tricks and deadly determination. Here is your
chance to prove if you have the true spirit of a ninja warrior in this martial competition. There will
be four rounds in all to find out who will be victorious. In each round, ninjas will have to battle one
opponent to see if they can advance into the next round. #1: Knife Fighting (using foam knives). #2:
Sumo Wrestling. #3: Martial Arts (light contact to the torso only, with protective gear). #4: Three vs.
One Battle (ninjas try to last the longest against four other ninjas using Pugil sticks). A ninja referee
will oversee each round. In the end there can be only one. Are you ninja enough to survive? Prize:
Last ninja standing – GOTJ Ninja Olympic Medal, blinged out ninja suit and a ninja escort to take you
and a friend to all backstage areas from 6pm until midnight. Those wishing to compete should show
up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins (16 competitors max – first come first serve, with
those wearing ninja suits moving to the front of the line).

The Neden Game The Carousal Stage / Sat: 1 to 2pm

Five players will be pulled directly from the crowd for each round of this game show for a chance
to win a date with a beautiful vixen or a suave ninja. For the first round a Juggalo will question Jug-
galettes who will be hidden from view. At the end of the questioning period he will then choose
one to go on a date with based on personality alone. For the next round Juggalos will be pulled
from the crowd and this time a Juggalette will question them to determine a winner. What happens
during the course of this show is often hilarious and surprising as the questions tend to be very
revealing. The winner of each game will then go on a date from 8pm to midnight, with their dates
also acting as their personal backstage escort.

Miss Juggalette Pageant Carousal Stage / Sat: 5 to 6pm

No title is more esteemed, more draped in the honor of beauty personified than that of Miss Jug-
galette Queen! The one who holds the crown each year is a rare beauty who is all things -- talented,
creative and curvaceous. She is a real gift to behold who is also of a substance that is part dream
and part fantasy. This year’s queen is somewhere out there right now waiting to step upon the stage
of majesty, just waiting for the crown to be placed upon her perfect brow. Could this be you? This
pageant is composed of three rounds: #1: Personality - where the contestants answer questions.
#2: Talent - where contestants show off an ability (dancing, unicycling, magic, etc.) and #3: Swimsuit
competition! Judges will then tally the scores from all three rounds (taking crowd reaction into heavy
consideration) to determine who will become this year’s Queen! Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold
Plaque and $200 gift certificate; Second Place – $200 gift certificate; and Third Place – $100 gift cer-
tificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins and
bring their own swimsuit (or comparable attire) with them. A private dressing area will be provided as
well as any music needed for the talent round.

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