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Competitions

Texas Hold ‘Em Bounty Tournament

Autograph Tent / Wed – Fri Night: 12:30 to 4am and Sat Finals: 12:30 to 4am

Bets will be raised and then re-raised. Hands will be folded that would have won. This is a game of
highs and lows; it is a game of intense anxiety and high adrenaline, it is a game of skill and luck. For
some it is more than a game. For this tournament you will have three chances to make it into the
final round. 64 players may compete each night (first come, first serve) with six of those players
making it into the final round, which will take place on Saturday when they will battle it out to see who
will become Texas Hold’em Champion. Every night (except
the finals) a celebrity player will also be in the game; if you
should eliminate them you will earn a prize. Bounty Prize:
$50 gift certificate. Final round Prizes: First Place – GOTJ
Gold Plaque, Psychopathic blinged out jersey & $200 gift
certificate; Second Place – Psychopathic blinged out jersey
& $100 gift certificate; Third Place – $100 gift
certificate, Fourth to Ninth Place - $20 gift certificate.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15
minutes before the contest begins and must know how to GOTJ Gold Plaque
play the game and deal.

Costume Contest Carousel Stage / Thurs: 1 to 2pm

There are moments in all our lives where near perfection is achieved and the rewards are bounti-
ful. This contest could be one of those moments for you that happens to be the right time with the
right blend of skill, inspiration and lunacy to come out on top. Just bring whatever creative costume
you can piece together or create to pit your artistic flare against others to see if this is indeed your
moment. Forgoing that, you could simply watch the bizarre spectacle as it unfolds. Prizes: First Place
– GOTJ Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; Second Place – $100 gift certificate; and Third Place –
$50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest
begins. A private dressing area will be provided.
Juggalo Gong Show Carousel Stage / Thurs: 3 to 4pm

Here is your chance to sparkle! Come to display whatever talent you have (either alone or with a
group of your homies) in front of the adoring crowd in a chance to win big money, big prizes and big
ups! Your ambiguously gay host Chuck Bareass will take you on a wondrous journey of confetti, bal-
loons and small people you will not soon forget. Contestants will each be given up to two minutes to
prove their worth on stage with whatever talent they wish to share (dancing, singing, juggling, poetry,
ninjitsu, acting, fire breathing, pantomime etc.), however, no rapping will be allowed. Three judges will
either “gong” the contestant to eliminate them mid performance or rate them on a scale of one out of
ten. Top three scores win! Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, a barbwire tiara and a tube sock full
of $85.19; Second Place – $80 in gift certificates, a lap dance from a Gong Show host of your choice,
and a pair of used virgin panties; and Third Place – a birthday cake with song and a mystery present.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins. Music will
be provided if needed (feel free to bring your own).
Faygo Launching Contest Carousel Stage / Thurs: 5 to 6pm

What could be better than explosions of carbonated propelled Faygo rockets spewing liquid pleasure
as they take flight high into the sky? This contest pits a skill that Juggalos have trained for since the
first Faygo bottle they have ever let loose. The task is simple…see if you have what it takes to propel
a bottle of Faygo the furthest distance when launched from the stage. You are free to use whatever
technique you wish, from the corkscrew anus launch to the tried and true double tap stage spike
slam. Each contestant will receive two Faygo bottles in an attempt to win. Prize: Furthest distance
– $200 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the
contest begins (100 competitors max).

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