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Side Shows

Psychopathic Radio Bizarro Tent / Thur - Sat: Noon to 1:30pm and 2:30 to 4pm

The WOLFPAC gang is at it again with a plethora of sexy WOLFPAC girls to bring you more onstage
hijinks, more bizarre contests of physical prowess and more booty shaking then you could shake a
dominatrix’ whip at. All the while they will be broadcasting live via Psychopathic Radio for all the Jugga-
los nationwide to dip in on. With plenty of guest celebrities stopping by all throughout the show, this
has become one of the all-time favorites of the Gathering each year. Booyah, son!

Peep This Shit Stage Bizarro Tent / Thurs – Sat: 1:30 to 2:30pm & 4
to 6pm

This small but dope stage is the perfect chance for ninjas to showcase their talent (rapping, singing,
dancing, etc.) If you have the confidence to take to the stage then we have two live mics, a sound
system, a sound man and a platform for you to utilize (music can be provided or you can bring your
own). What more do you need? All you have to do is show up to have your chance to perform before
our Juggalo Family. It’s just that easy. That is until all eyes are on you!

Juggalo Night Court Seminar Tent / Wed – Fri: 1:30 to 4am

This is where all beefs are squashed and all problems are solved at the barrel of a Faygo filled super
soaker! If you have any kind of grievance at the Gathering, then bring all affected parties to this court
to settle it once and for all. Judge High Bone will be presiding as you plead your case. The jury (and
sometimes executioners) will be all Juggalos in attendance who will decide the victor. The winning
party gets a Juggalo Night Court T-shirt while the main representative of the losing side must spin the
dreaded Wheel of Bone to decide which of 13 random bones they will have to endure…now that’s
Juggalo Justice!

Juggalo Wedding Carousel Stage / Fri: 1 to 2 pm

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Tiffany and Dip Set in a joyous occasion! Come
witness this blessed union of our fellow Juggalo and Juggalette as they are united in marital bliss.
Wipe back tears of joy as Tiffany walks down the aisle while being serenaded by Chuck Bareass
singing “She’s Your Queen To Be”. Being as this is a Gathering wedding, some of the traditions have
changed so expect plenty of Faygo induced fun. Come join us in this celebration of Juggalo love.

Big Silva Show Carousel Stage / Fri: 5 to 6pm
What goes up must come down and Big Silva is livin’ proof that the law of gravity is in full effect. He
is a gigantic ball of pure duct tape rolled up into a mass of wanton destructive force who loves three
things…cigarettes, Faygo and smashing objects into tiny bits. Watch with simple joy as Big Silva is
raised high in the sky by a giant forklift as fragile, helpless objects lay underneath. Then when the
crowd counts down “3…2….1….Whoop Whoop!” he will freefall with all his magnificent weightiness
to an explosive end! If that weren’t enough, the fresh Juggalos from the Scrub Care Unit (SCU) along
with your Psychopathic homies will be passin’ out bottled water and grilling up mad amounts of free
hot dogs and hamburgers. Cause there ain’t no party like a Big Silva party!

Oddity Freak Show Carousel Stage / Sat: 3 to 4pm
This show is not for those with weak stomachs, faint hearts or gerbil bladders. Here you will see
people submit their bodies to levels of pain and punishment that should not be humanly possible
to survive. From skin suspensions, body immolation, skin piercing, fire eating, extreme pierced
weightlifting, bed of nails, sword swallowing and much more. Your mind will spin as you have a hard
time believing what your eyes see. This show is truly an amazingly wicked spectacle that is not to be
missed!

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