JCW/Slam TV/BLOODYMANIA!!

ICP, Wrestling, and the Gathering go together like a Triple Tripod of Terror! Every Juggalo knows that ICP have wrestled with every major wrestling federation, but with JCW, they get to make all the calls themselves! Their goal is to do it bigger, better, and bloodier than any measly match anywhere else! This year, with JCW and Slam TV, it all slamming together like a 20 man Battle Royale, and the only thing left standing will be the spectacular showdown known as BloodyMania!!! Any who witnessed the Tempest Release Parties know that Slam TV is a wrestling epic in the making. It's a full 20 wrestling shows, through 20 differenet cities, with matches and Superstars too numerous to count! All that blood, sweat, and beating culminates on one night, in one place, and you've got one chance to witness it firsthand. It's right in the middle of your homies, dead center of the biggest event in Juggalo history, and we're saving it for the middle of the night! On Saturday at Midnight the lights will come up on the colossal conclusion to the biggest event in JCW history! Bodies will fly through the trees, voices will rise through the hills, and the river will run with sweat and blood! Hatchet Landing will shake in its wake! Slam TV features legendary wrestlers, and this will be a legendary event! For more wrestling flavor, check out the new JCW website, and to be a part of the flavor, Get your Gathering ticket now!

Comedy Club
Location: Seminar Tent
Comedy reigns supreme at the Gathering, joining the list of devastating flavor available for your viewing pleasure! Thursday and Friday nights are loaded with laughs and it all goes down at the Seminar Tent! This year we have 4 comics to make sure you stay in stitches! We are talking veterans in the field with loads of experience below the punchline, and they’ll be freaking it Juggalo-style at the Gathering!

Big Jay Oakerson
Time: 12:00 mid Thur. Night
Every Juggalo knows a guy named "Big" something, who has some stories to tell. Here’s one who does it professionally, and his stories involve guns and strippers. Fresh!

Joe Derosa
Time: 2:00 AM Thur. Night
New Yorker Joe Derosa hates everything: dating, religion, pop culture and himself. But he hates in a funny way, so come check him out!

Joey Gay
Time: 12:00 mid Friday
Just try making fun of this New Yorker’s name! Coming from Brooklyn, this dude’s got some street stories the Juggalos can get down with. He kills as a comic, and he’s also an actor on TV and in movies.

Joe Matarese
Time: 12:00 mid Friday
This guy is funny enough to get on Premium Blend, Last Comic Standing, Letterman, Kilborn, and Carson Daily. What really matters is that he’s funny enough to play the Gathering!

Hypnotist
Time: 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM Friday
and during the Talent Show Location: Jump-Off
Hypnotist Bob Faith is back once again to show everyone who the best mindbender in the whole world truly is. There is none better, and everyone must go to his show and see what happens. I seen him two years ago, and again at the Gathering last year, and ever since then I’ve been sitting here writing about how fresh he is. Things like the outside and eating are vague memories - there is nothing more important anymore. It’s like something is guiding my life... did I mention that Bob Faith will be performing again at the Gathering? I know I’ll be there...

Magician
Time: 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM Friday
Location: Jump-Off
Anybody can do magic when you’ve got cameras and special effects and a hairstylist to make you look good on TV. We do it Juggalo-style, right up in your face with no bullshit. REAL MAGIC. When our Magician takes the stage, it’s just you, him, and the mystical flavor that creeps in from the woods surrounding Hatchet Landing. The magic begins as soon as you enter the Gathering, but it’s this guy who really opens your eyes, so don’t miss it Juggalos...

Ladies Wrestling
Time: 12:00 mid - 2:30 AM Thurs. - Friday
Location: Wrestling Stage
The name sez it all! Hotties tied in knots - it’s every Juggalo fantasy come true: lovely, sweaty ladies trying to smear each other into paste. These girls can kick your ass and make you like it, so come show them some JC-dub love. The Gathering is no place for pansies, and you can expect the most ruthless moves from the ninjettes, no joke! They’re just as devastating as our JCW wrestlers, but they look a whole lot better in a thong! This event is for viewing only, no entries will be accepted, and it will feature hired, trained professionals only.

JCW Questions & Answers
Time: 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM Sunday
Location: Wrestling Stage
If getting up close and personal with hardcore wrestlers makes you uncomfortable, then getting up the courage to ask them a question isn’t for you. But if you’re a Juggalo, then you’ll love the fact that this year you’ll be able to ask them all the questions you like! It’s like a shoot interview, but you better not ask them about their mamma... this thing can quickly turn into a shoot match, and the only one headed to the hospital would be you!

JCW Try-Outs
Time: 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM Sunday
Location: Wrestling Stage
Think you’re hardcore? You watch Slam TV and think, “I can do THAT!” Well, it’s time to ante up and show your stuff! Oh, but it won’t be easy, cuz our judges are the most ruthless wrestlers in the world, and the fans aren’t that friendly either! These guys eat thumbtacks for breakfast, and they won’t hold back if you’re whack! If you’ve got some moves, and can take some bumps, you may actually amuse them, and if that happens, you may just get the time-honored chance to wrestle alongside them! Just sign the waiver (available at the ring) and take your chances. So start lifting Buicks and chewing barbed wire NOW, and you just might be ready to wrestle in the JCW ring!
Rules: First come, first entered. All participants must present a waiver, available on-site.
Note: Acceptance into the JCW Try-Outs does not necessarily guarentee further membership or participation in future JCW events.

Arm-Wrestling Contest
2:30 PM - 5:30 PM Saturday
Location: Wrestling Stage
GRRRRR! RRRRRRRRAAAGH! AAARRRRRGGGGHHH! Is that the sound of JCW? No it’s you and your homies trying to rip each other’s arms off! Come to think, it is alot like JCW, except you can participate. Competitive Arm-Wrestling rules apply, but you know we’ll be gettin Juggalo with it. Winners will get a fresh prize to hold in their weakened, abused arms.

Car Show
Time: 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM Thursday
1:00 PM - 6:30 PM Fri. - Sunday
Location: Main Stage
We got mad love for every Juggalo who brings a ride down to the Hatchet Landings, but some of y’all are bringin that shit to show it off! Those of you who put in sweat and blood under the hood, at the body shop, or just greasing your monkey, you’re gonna have a chance to shine! First up, we’ll have a special place for you to park when you get to the Gathering, so everyone can peep your flavor. Then the Psychopathic Dons and Warriors (after much arguing, arm-wrestling, and choking) will pick the overall freshest rides, which will have mighty prizes bestowed upon them. It’s a chance to get all that work you did on your wheels noticed, by the Juggalos, by Psychopathic, and by the Dark Carnival itself.

To the back of the Main Stage field will be designated as the parking for the Car Contest. Juggalos with dope rides, who want to enter the contest should park there as they arrive at the Gathering. The scheduled times and locations of the Car Contest are the only exception to the Parking and Car Camping Rules. Once parked you will only be able to move your cars to the Parking lot or a campsite from 5:30 PM to 6:30 PM. Before or after that timeslot, your car must stay in the Car Show Area. On Sunday from 1Pm to 5Pm the cars will be judged by crowd reaction, and from 5Pm to 6:30 the winners will be announced and the prizes will be given out.

Celebrity P.I.G.
Location: Ball Arena
Try-Out Times: 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM and
6:00 PM to 7:00 PM Thur. - Saturday
Practice Time: 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM Sunday
Finals Time: 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM Sunday
Location: Ball Arena
Rumor has it that the Psychopathic artists all dig some Pig. Stories of the legendary matches that happen outside the Lotus Pod will go down in Juggalo History! Now’s your chance to join in the legend, and ball alongside your favorite Psychopathic artists. Come down to our Ball Arena at the sceduled time, and see if you’ve got game enough to take on the Psychopathic "Home Team" and come home with bragging rights and a fresh prize!

Juggalette Foxy Boxing
Time: 2:00 AM - 5:00 AM Saturday
Location: Wrestling Stage
We’ve had bouncy boxing, and we have JCW, so you know we’re all about some beat downs, but we’re also about some half-naked women! This event combines two of the Juggalo world’s greatest loves: hot ‘lettes and violence. These are some fighters you WANT to see sweaty. So if you’re a fine female (or just a badass ‘lette we can’t tell "No") then come on down and enter the competition. If you’re anybody else, then you know you wanna come down and watch! It’s safe, secure combat with big padded gloves, but we know these ‘lettes will be goin for blood, and they’ll look good doin’ it!

Juggalo Night Court
Time: 2:00 AM - 6:00 AM Thur. - Saturday
Location: Seminar Tent
Juggalo Court is a staple of the Gathering, and that’s cuz it’s all about mixing Psychopathic talent with nutty Juggalos, and throwing the results into the craziest Courtroom this side of Bull the Bailiff’s bald dome. Got a complaint? Got an issue you need addressed? Found something strange in your pants that you need to show the world? Bring it to Juggalo Night Court and state your case (especially if you’re a head case). We’ll have some classic Juggalo Court crazies, and this year we’ll have SURPRISE PSYCHOPATHIC ARTIST APPEARANCES! You never know who might come down to hear your case, so bring it big! Anything and everything can happen in the Juggalo Court, where the penalties are more offensive than the crimes, and the participants are just offensive! Whether making a case or pleading insanity, Juggalo Court is just for Juggalos! The court offers some of the most memorable Juggalo experiences, and now you can catch it all on the first three nights of the Gathering!

Introduction to Morton’s List: The End to Boredom, The Game of Real Life Adventure
Time: 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM Thur. - Saturday
11:00 AM - 2:00 PM Sunday
Location: Camp Karma
Juggalos, have you only heard stories, but never actually played Morton’s List? Does the thick book and dice look intimidating or nerdish? Let ninjas deep in the game show you the way at Camp Karma. It couldn’t be any simpler, as free demos on all four days introduce you on how to play, with true ninjas. Experienced ninjas are always welcome. Expect the unexpected. Events ongoing, jump in at any time!

Morton’s List Quests at Camp Karma
Time: 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM Thur. - Sunday
Location: Camp Karma
Join the Inner Circle of Morton’s List for a random Quest, Gathering style. Enjoy the true Karmic spirit of Camp Karma! Meet highly fresh, high level ninjas! Find out how you can join the Random Reality Revolution! Above all experience a taste of the random real life adventure awaiting you within Morton’s List. Please come at the start of this event because the Winds of Change may take the group playing anywhere within the Gathering on their Quest for flavor and freshness.

Sixth Annual Morton at Midnight: Thursday Questrevaganza and Camp Karma After Party
Time: 12:00 mid - 2:00 AM Thursday
Location: Ball Arena
Welcome to the Gathering and Welcome to Camp Karma! The Quest begins at the Ball Court, and ends at Camp Karma for a Camp-wide party. Start a Quest with your camp mates and Twilight Lords, and relocate one hour later for post-Quest Prizes and after party. Come see ninjas and karma in action!

Morton’s List Sixth Annual Gathering of the Ninja Clans
Time: 12:00 mid - 2:00 AM Friday Night
Location: Ball Arena
If you are a ninja by any definition, then you need to be a part of the biggest gathering of the Ninja Clans to date. You say you ain’t heard or even been to a Ninja Clan Showdown? There are only eight days left until the 990th Showdown in Indianapolis, Indiana, and this is the warm up! Learn the latest word of the Ninja Empire, straight from the Twilight Lords who recently returned from meeting with Clan leaders in Japan! Ninja attire is essential but not mandatory. If you don’t know how to make a ninja mask with a T-shirt you best ask your momma. Ninja briefing will be followed by a Quest.

Saturday Night Karma Parade
Time: 2:00 AM - 4:00 AM Saturday Night
Location: Begins at Ball Arena
Join the Twilight Lords at The Ball Court to kick off a Gathering-wide parade! Zombies get your tattered clothes and walking shoes. Ninjas get your suits and gear. Freaks get your costumes, wigs, bathrobes, blinky mugs, and hand-drawn signs. We’ll be picking up ninjas attracted to our Karma like moths to a flame, and will eventually be ending back up at Camp Karma for a party of megalactic proportions!

The Quest for Shangri-La Tournament
Qualifier Times: 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM Friday - Saturday
Finals Time: 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM Sunday
Location: Jump-Off
How did you first encounter the Dark Carnival? Was it when you first heard a Wicked track on a homie's CD? Maybe you saw it in a Pendulum comic book? Or was is smokin and jokin when one of yer boys put in Big Money Hustlas? We all enter the Psychopathic Universe one way or another, but it was our homie Jumpsteady who put it all in one place. That place is The Quest for Shangri-La Board Game, and Hatchet landings is your place to get into it. Up to 6 can play a single game, so bring a homie, or meet some new ones, and get yer game on!
Pit your skills, tactics, and luck against the top Quest for Shangri La players of Earth in a multi-round elimination style tournament. Each qualifying match lasts two hours. If the game is not over in time, the player with the highest Combat Rating wins. Winners of each Qualifying Round (basic rules) will compete for the Grand Prize in the Finals (advanced rules) on Sunday.

Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament
Qualifier Tournament Times: 12:00 mid - 6:00 AM Thursday - Friday, 2:00 AM - 5:00 AM Saturday, 12:00 mid - 3:00 AM Sunday
Masters Tournament Time: 3:00 AM - 6:00 AM Sunday
Location: Autograph Tent
Back again like Pocket Aces is one of the hypest events in Gathering history. Due to popular demand, all you poker-los will have the chance to throw down against one another in a classic Texas Hold-Em Tournament. We play by the rules, but all expectations go out the window when Juggalos take the tables. These card sharks can smell blood from a mile away! The tournament will be elimination-style, with winners moving on to a final table and the chance to win some devastating prizes.
Rules: The first 64 people in line at the start of each qualifier tournament will get in to play, first come first served. You must be in line at the time of admittance to get in. Each player will be given the equivalent of $250 dollars in chips at the start of the tournament (no actual money is required, nor will any change hands). Players will be sharing the role of dealer at their tables, so each player should expect to play AND deal. Once eliminated from a tournament, players must leave the area. Non-advancing players may re-enter future qualifier tournaments. If a player wishes to quit playing prior to elimination he/she must inform the moderator. Moderators will then divide his/her chps amongst the exited table. No training, instructions, or assistance will be offered, so only experienced Hold ‘Em players should enter. Any cheating or removal of chips from the playing area will result in expulsion from the tournament, and possibly the Gathering as well. Game moderators will be enforcing rules - direct any questions to them.

W-Fuck-Off Radio Live!
Location: Jump-Off
The Only Radio with Balls is taking your computer into the wilderness. If you’re one of the Juggalos fresh enough to be at the Gathering, you can get on the air and share the flavor with your homies back home. If you’re the homie at home, you can listen in and wish you were here. Certain events at this year’s Gathering will be broadcasting live on www.wfuckoffradio.com WFKO will also be runnin the Jump Off at certain times, so you can get your dance club on, on-line!

DJ Shout Outs
Time: 10:00 AM - 6:00 PM Thursday
As you roll into the Gathering, our WFKO DJs will be waitin’ to greet you with the sweet grooves. It’s sponsored by Spazmatic, so sip one and feel the power to shout out your homies on the air!

Wet T-Shirt Contest (with Twiztid)
Time: 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM Friday
The only thing better than a hot ‘lette in a tight T-Shirt is a hot ‘lette in a tight, wet T-Shirt. The Tempest tour proved that Twiztid can throw some Faygo, and you know they love them ‘lettes, so this contest’s gonna leave little to the imagination...

Violent J’s Beach Boys Barbeque Blowout Bash Blast
Time: 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM Saturday
The Gathering’s on a major water body this year, what better time to bust out some Beach Boys? J sure thinks so, and he’s bringin that beach party flavor to you in sand filled buckets, with blackened grill goodies. Party with him and Brian Wilson, and get wicked in four-part harmony!

The Neden Game (with Blaze)
Time: 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM Sunday
Ever heard of the dating game? This is like that, but with an R-rating. And probably some violence. And Your Dead Homie Blaze. All you need to know is this: one hottie, three homies, and Blaze in charge. Get there early to get in the game.

When you think of a summer festival, you automatically think of parties. Well, the Gathering is no exception! During the afternoon, you can take part in Psychopathic’s very own beach party... which picks up once again at midnight with WFKO’s Live! And when the midnight hour hits on Sunday night, the Gathering of the Juggalos ain’t even close to done! The Psychopathic artists come out for the most monumental closing bash a Juggalo could imagine. Boondox, Blaze, Twiztid, and ICP have each been given their own fuckin’ tent, and license to bring heavy flavor - and each ninja wants their party to be the freshest. With all these cutthroat killers competing for your attention, you know these parties will be total flavor, total devastation, and totally off the hook! Get your ass to the Psycho-Parties!

WFKO Live Parties! (Live DJs plus DJ Battles by Shaggy 2 Dope and DJ Clay)
Time: 12:00 mid - 6:00 AM Thur. - Friday, 2:00 AM - 6:00 AM Saturday
Location: Jump-Off
WFUCKOFF plays the best tunes, and Shaggy & Clay scratch em up good! Live radio, DJ battles, and an old school club party, what more could you want?

ICP’s Super-Live Foam Party(with Mike E Clark)
Time: 12:00 mid - 6:00 AM Sunday
Location: Bomb House
Yes, it’s back like a heart attack. Just when you came from the Main Stage all doused in the Faygo spray, it’s time to suds up at the second annual Super-Live Foam Party, hosted by ICP! Once again, the Bomb House will be overflowing with non-toxic foam, straight up to your chin-piece, and you know the parties going to be thick with Juggalos! The Wicked Clowns supply the beats, and the Juggalos will supply a froth of writhing bodies. No one will be able to scope out your stale-ass dance steps, but they won’t be seeing much of anything in the foam! It’s an all-out party, so go get loose! (Oh you’ll be getting wet too, so don’t wear anything that can’t handle a trip through the wash!)

Twiztid’s Pajama Jam 2: The Return of the Underoos (with DJ Clay)
Time: 12:00 mid - 6:00 AM Sunday
Location: Seminar Tent
The plot dropped in the first installment - the sequel is when it heats up! If you thought last year’s "Pajama Jammy Jam," hosted by Monoxide and Madrox, was out of this world, then get ready because the explosive energy at this party makes a Michael Bay movie look like a documentary on zipper collecting! A dress code is strictly in effect: wear what you sleep in (but don’t come in the buff if you look like Jabba the Hutt!) So pull out those Aquaman underoos, ninja, cuz you might be swimming up next to some Juggalette hottie in her Wonder Woman tighties, shaking her ass to the music. And you know the "Twiztid Lingerie Contest" will be back in full swing! Don’t miss out on the sequel!

Blaze’s Barbeque Smoke-Out Party (with DJ Fillin’)
Time: 12:00 mid - 6:00 AM Sunday
Location: Second Stage
Blaze. Smoke. Out. Blaze sets the stage aflame with his lyrics and deep set bass. Smoke... well, we don’t have to tell you what that’s about. Out of your mind is what will happen when you pull all this together up on the Second Stage! Take a few deep breathes - after you step into this party - and prepare to kick this Gathering off as chill as can be with Ya Dead Homie! The clock is ticking to the end of the event, but the gears will still grind and the party’s just started at Blaze’s Smoke Out!

Boondox’s Wilin’ ‘n tha Woods Party (with Akuma)
Time: 12:00 mid - 6:00 AM Sunday
Location: Jump-Off
You have to say it, those Southern boys know how to max and relax - but don’t expect this to be some porch party at your granny’s house. We’re talkin’ about some shindig flavor and hijinx that would make dem Duke Boys looked like two frail-ass sissies! You won’t need your flannels or some campfire to keep you warm through the night, this party is going to be hot. And jumpin’. Enough to kick your feet up so high you’ll find your shoes on the highway as you head on home. So tip your cap and do-si-do... Juggalo-style!