Wrestling Action
Time: 3:00 - 5:30 PM Thurs. - Friday
Location: Wrestling Stage
BloodyMania
Time: 12:00 mid - 2:00 AM Saturday
Location: Wrestling Stage
This has been a big year for JCW, with the start of the most ruthless and bonecrushing wrestling sensation to ever hit the internet: Slam TV... and it all comes to a head with BloodyMania! The culmination of Slam TV meets right here, at Hatchet Landing’s squared circle. Here’s this year’s lineup for BloodyMania:
Pogo the Clown
An enormously large and terrifyingly evil fuckin’ clown, strong enough to punch down your house and mean enough to roll a school bus of children down a hill.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
He is the master and creator of the most dreadful move in all of professional wrestling: the DDT. Jake Roberts is one of the all time greatest period.
Abdullah the Butcher
The Mad Man from the Sudan has been carving, chopping slicing and dicing up his poor victims in the ring for 46 years. And he ain’t lost a stab, or a pound either.
Jimmy Jacobs(with Scotty D’Amore)
This kid is a fuckin’ bigshot rookie with a big-ass mouth, however his wrestling seems to back it all up everywhere he’s been so far. Let’s see how he does in JCW.
A self-proclaimed wrestling mastermind, D’Amore amazingly was hired by Jimmy Jacobs and serves as his ringside guidance counciler. How lame is that?
Ultimo Dragon
Everywhere this man goes, every territory he enters, he brings forth greatness. He once held 12 different belts at one time. He now brings his ultra-amazing freshness to JCW.
"Southern" Tracy Smothers
This crazy redneck has ended the careers of hundreds of men with his barnyard bastardly tactics in rings around the world.
2 Tuff Tony
The Louisville Town Drunk and Juggalo Superstar remains undefeated to this day, thanks to his flaming fist known as the Meteorite.
Bull Pain
This straight up, video game thug looking monster beats his opponents with a baseball that he calls "Brother Pain".
2 Cold Scorpio
Known everywhere people are known, Scorp is without a doubt a genuine bad-ass in the ring with a huge rolodex of moves. He’s incredible in the air and deadly on the mat.
Justin Credible
Former ECW and WWE superstar Justin Credible is seeking revenge and is aiming to put Nosawa out of commission PERMANTLY!!! Will this be the end of Nosawa? Only time will tell!!!
The Great Muta
A true iconic legond. One of the few world’s greats. He’s continuously reinventing himself, a known superstar around the world and believe it or not, a Juggalo - The Great Muta.
Nosawa
The Japanese Juggalo Sensation has been painfully schooling the haters and non-believers in JCW for years on his styles and is a four time World Champion in this bitch.
Tito & Jorge Santana
The Legendary WWF Superstar himself. Tito and his cousin, newcomer Jorge Santana, enter BloodyMania looking for JCW Tag Team Championships.
Mad Man Pondo and Necro Butcher
These two legendary, hardcore maniacs are working together for the sole purpose of winning the new JCW tag belts. Ordinally, men this dangerous have no friends.
The Bad Breed: Axl Rotten and Ian Rotten
You flat out and straight up do not want to fuck with the Rotten Brothers, but you have to because they’re here, creepin’ into JCW, sniffin’ out those shiny new tag belts.
Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake
Yes, it’s "The Barber" but he’s not at BloodyMania to give anybody a fuckin’ trim. He’s reunited with "The Hammer" and The Dream Team is lookin for tag straps.
Greg "the Hammer" Valentine
It’s the Master of the Figure Four leglock. "The Hammer" is back with his old WWF tag team partner Brutus Beefcake. They’ve got the colors back on, going for the gold.
The Pimp and Gimp Connection: Zach Gowan and The Human Tornado
These two playas are all about bitches, beatdowns and bling! And we’re talking about that ring bling... Those JCW tag team gold straps.
The Headshrinkers: Samu and Fatu
These two savages are from the Isle of Samoa where some of the toughest men in wrestling have originated. They have their crazy lookin’ eyes set on the tag team belts too.
The Bashams: Doug and Danny
Fresh from the WWE where they held the tag team belts, these two hard-hittin’, current TNA stars are here ‘cause they want JCW’s tag straps added to their trophy list.
Team All Japan: Akira Raijin and Sugiura "Brute" Issei
A team of warriors sent over to BloodyMania from All Japan Wrestling. Their only mission is to do what’s necessary and win those new JCW Tag Team belts and bring them bitches back home.
Scott "Razor" Hall
In WWF they called him Razor Ramone. He changed wrestling forever when he invaded WCW. He’s the nWo, he’s an Outsider, and he’s here to try and take the JCW World Heavyweight belt from Corporal Robinson at BloodyMania.
JCW World Juggalo Champion: Corporal Robinson
The current JCW Heavy weight champion, Corporal Robinson has got his work cut out for him this year!!! Fresh off the Slam TV tour he has fought Trent Acid from one side of the country to the other. During the main event of Bloodymania on Saturday, Corp will be taking on the WWE and WCW Superstar Scott "Razor" Hall!!! Now we all know that Corporal is not a man to fuck with, having been blinded by Trent Acid right before West Side Wars and still showed up to beat Trent’s ass!!! Scott Hall better be prepared for the battle of his life. With the JCW HEAVYWEIGHT title on the line, Corporal Robinson is not gonna let anybody stand in his way!!!
Holy Trent Acid
This crooked-ass preacher / dangerous competitor will stop at nothing to bring the words of the lord to JCW, the only problem is he doesn’t know any words of the lord...
The Young Altar Boys
Knowing that ICP would have the Juggalos backing them up at the Gathering of the Juggalos, Holy Trent Acid returned to the Vatican in South Philly and recruited two of his young disciples. No way is he gonna take on ICP at the Gathering of the Juggalos without any back up. He may be an asshole but he’s not stupid.
Sabu
His own high risk, insanely fresh, jaw-dropping, unique and innovative ring techniques have evolved and changed the very sport of wrestling today. Bitch - Believe that.
Insane Clown Posse: Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope
Music mogels, business men, Juggalos, wrestling superstars, what more can be said about these two superb and athletic gentleman. After taking the music industry by storm and showing no fear in the face of hate both in the ring and out, ICP heads back to the ring together with Sabu to take on the evil that is Holy Trent Acid. With Shaggy 2 Dope back by his side, will Violent J have enough momentum to destroy Trent Acid or will the forces of the Vatican in South Philly prevail over the Dark Carnival?
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