The Tempest is raging, Juggalos and all its twisters and funnel clouds are touching down in one place: Hatchet Landings! Deep inside the gale force winds, amidst the lightning bursts and the rumble of creaky machinery, a carnvial is taking shape. Right now you can click on the "Buy tickets now" button and get to purchasin! We've also got all your Gathering 2007 camping and ticket info right here:

First off, you can buy your tickets in two ways, Right here via the power of the internet, or you can buy them with cash (plus other methods depending on the store) for the exact same price we're asking online, at any of these retail stores:

Colorado

Independent Records 3030 E. Platte, Colorado Springs
Independent Records 420 W. 4th St, Pueblo
Independent Records 937 E. Colfax Ave, Denver

Indiana

Karma Records 3140 N. National Road, Columbus

Kentucky

Ear-X-Tacy 1534 Bardstown Rd, Louisville

Michigan

Beat Goes On 1007 Fulton St. East, Grand Rapids
Flipside Records 41 E. 14 Mile Rd, Clawson
Wyatt Earp Records 5204 Corunna Rd, Flint

Minnesota

Know Name Records 6009 Portland Ave, Minneapolis

Missouri

Vintage Vinyl 6610 Delmar, St. Louis

New York

House of Guitars 645 Titus Ave, Rochester

Ohio

Magnolia Thunderpussy 1155 N. High Street, Columbus
The Glass House 2151 Broadview, Cleveland

Pennsylvania

Eide's Entertainment 1121 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh

Texas

Out of the Past 5341 Burnet Rd, Austin

The Next thing you wanna know is: Tent Camping is free!

Pick your wig up off the floor, and stick it in your pocket with the cash you'll be saving, cuz your Gathering ticket automatically gets you space for one tent in Hatchet Landings--at no extra cost. For just the standard $150 price of your ticket, which gets you in for all four days, you can also throw up a tent and camp for all four days. We can bring you this deal because Hatchet Landings is just that fresh! This free Tent Camping will not be designated or numbered, and locations will be first come, first served, but don't worry cuz there's enough room for TWO Gatherings worth of camping! You'll also have room for a campfire by your tent, and this park has free water and ample showers for everyone. Check here for the the full rules and info.

As always, the Gathering is an all-ages event.

Parking in the Parking Lot is also free, but if you want to bring a car into any camping area, you will need a pass. The first of these passes is the Car Pass. The Car Pass is for any vehicle from a motorcycle up through a full-size van, and you will absolutely need a car pass if you intend to bring a car to your tent, whether you're just parking it at your tent, or sleeping in it (which IS allowed). A Car Pass will cost you $50. That will be in addition to the cost of your ticket.

The next pass you might need is an RV/Trailer Pass. If you intend to bring an RV, trailer, camper, anything towed, or any vehicle bigger than a full-size van, into a camping area, you will need the RV/Trailer pass. The RV/Trailer pass will cost you $75.

The last pass type is for the major players, and will be in super, stoopid limited quantities. It's the Big Baller Party Pass, and it's the shit! This pass gets you a site for whatever size vehicle you want (no 18 wheelers!), plus it gets you shared access to nearby water faucets, and full access to individual electric outlets! We provide the outlets and faucets, and you will not be charged for usage. The Big Baller Party Pass will cost $350. Electricity can only be used by the person (or party) that purchases the pass, and and cannot be shared with other sites. These sites will sell fast, so get on em if you want to all-out ball this year! Money orders for any Baller passes must be received by Friday, May 18th.

Them's the basics, Juggalos. Tickets are on sale now, so put this knowledge to use, and click on the "Buy Tickets Now" button to the left. This Gathering is swirling around like a cyclone, and rising like a roller coaster, so get those tickets now, cuz it's only getting bigger and better. The era of the Tempest is upon us, and they're gonna need a new map when this storm comes through!

Recap:

* Tickets are $150 and are on sale right now, Right Here, and at the retail stores listed above.
* Tent Camping, Parking, Drinking Water, and Showers are Free with your Gathering ticket
* Camping with a full-size van or smaller vehicle requires a $50 Car Pass
* Camping with any vehicle bigger than a van requires a $75 RV/Trailer Pass
* Big Baller Party Passes cost $350 and get you a site with eletricity and shared water faucets