What�s better than seeing deliciously hot girls bouncing around on stage? How about seeing those same lovely ladies doused in the equally delicious Faygo soda!? Well, that�s exactly what you�re going to witness during the Faygo Wet T-shirt Contest! Which girl will be crowned the champion? We�re not sure, but we know that everyone in the audience will walk away a winner!

Juggalettes, it�s time to strut your stuff in your hottest bits of clothing usually reserved strictly for the bedroom. It�s the highly anticipated Lingerie Contest! It�ll be a battle of the babes with boobs and butts as their weapons of choice! If you�re not taking part in the contest, come watch �em shake and strut what their Momma gave �em!

We know there are a lot of Juggalos and Juggalettes out there who are reppin� the hatchet for life right on their skin! Whether it�s a Hatchetman, artist logo, Joker�s Card, or any other sort of art relating to Psychopathic Records, this is the contest for you!

For many, the only thing more sacred than the music of the Dark Carnival is the lovely ladies who follow its calling. I�m of course talking about those most tasty of morsels: the Juggalettes! This event brings together all the finest, hottest, most-curvaceous and sexiest Juggalettes together in a challenge of Personality, Talent, and Sex-Appeal. See which of the amazing contestants will walk away with the prestigious title of Miss Juggalette! Contestants must be 18 to enter, and should bring something truly tempting to wear for the final round.

There�s nothing better than skipping the foreplay, and picking your date right out of a lineup. The Neden Game is a classic contest about charm, class, and hooking up. Hot bodies, hotter competition. Don�t miss the drama!

If you�ve ever dreamed of lacing up your wrestling boots and stepping into the ring, then this is your mutha fuckin� chance! It�s the JCW Try-Outs, where the All-stars of JCW are on the lookout for up and coming talent who can keep up with the already maniacal roster of Juggalo Championship Wrestling! Do you think you have what it takes!?

There are so many talented Juggalos out there with their own music material, so Psychopathic has the hook-up for you! There will be an open mic where you will get to perform two of your own tracks LIVE! Just make sure you bring your own music and find the signup sheet, because it�s first come, first serve!

No, these aren�t like those classes where you learn how to open your own business or figure out how to deal with your anger issues. These Seminars are a rare behind-the-scenes view into the minds of the Psychopathic family. Come and listen to what they�ve been up to as of late, what they�ve got coming up in the near-future, and beyond. Mega-bombs of flavor get dropped at these Seminars, so swing on down to the Seminar Tent and listen to what�s going on with your favorite Psychopathic artists.

Psychopathic is all about family, and there�s no better chance to say hello to yours than at the Autograph Tent! This is your chance to walk up and say hello to all of your favorite Psychopathic artists. You can tell them how much they mean to you, give them something fresh you�ve made for them, or just get them to sign your jersey or shirt. Hell, these guys are so down with the Juggalo family they�d sign your grandma�s face if you asked them to!

You think you�ve got what it takes to get up on stage and spit the verses of your favorite Psychopathic Records songs? Time to see if your ass can sign that check your mouth has been writin�! It�s the Psychopathic Karaoke where YOU�RE the underground legend spittin� your favorite Psychopathic songs up on stage for an entire audience! Let�s see what you�ve got!

It�s one of those things that you can only see at The Gathering of the Juggalos. It�s Hog Daddy�s Hellfire! By far, this is the biggest bonfire you will ever witness in your entire life! It rises up, engulfing the night sky in all of its glory, burning so brightly that it can be seen over state lines! And you�ll have a chance to check out this intense burning phenomenon every single night of the event!

You know you can�t have a Dark Carnival get together of the freakiest sideshow stars of the world without carnival rides! They�ll flip you this way and fling you that way until you lose your fuckin� lunch! Just keep it to the grass please. Then do it all over again! They�re free after all!

Who doesn�t love hangin� out with fuckin� carnies and handin� over large wads of cash in an attempt to win dope prizes? NO ONE! And that�s why we�ve included a wide variety of midway games at The Gathering of the Juggalos, complete with legit carnies!

If you want a spot to escape the sun or meet-up with your Homies, it�s all about the Spazmatic Hangout! It�s smack dab in the middle of everything and is mad easy to find. Even better? It�s stocked with a wide selection of Faygo, Spazmatic, and water for sale! Definitely one of the best spots to chill at The Gathering of the Juggalos!

Tired of walking the massive grounds of The Gathering? Catch a ride on one of the FOUR Love Trains that will be lapping the Hatchet Landings with extended hours this year. Kick back with your fellow Ninjas on the train, enjoying the sights and sounds of everything around you while you get from point A to point wherever the fuck you�re going! Pick-up stations are marked on the map. Do not attempt to get on or off the Love Train while it�s moving and do not get in front of the Love Train. Flattened Ninjas are no good!

While the swimming hole of the Hatchet Landings might be lovingly referred to as Hepatitis Lake, we assure you that it is totally safe to swim in and is even treated to keep it clean. So grab your swimsuits and trunks then dive in for a nice relaxing dip in the Hatchet Landings swimming hole!

When you�re taking a break from all the ferociously hot flavor of The Gathering of the Juggalos, why not do it in one of our many cool-down stations located all around the grounds of the Hatchet Landings? Can�t find one? Just look on your map and they are clearly marked! And when we say these are cool-down stations, we mean business! They have multiple banks of sprayers, their own plumbing which offers water safe enough to drink. There are even taps on the side so you can easily fill up your water bottles! Stay cool and stay hydrated, Homies!

You know the entire Gathering of the Juggalos is a fuckin� live event, but it�s only at the Jump Off where it is actually being broadcasted LIVE to computers all over the planet! This is Psychopathic Radio�s first time ever broadcasting from The Gathering of the Juggalos and you know what that means, right? It�s going to be absolutely fuckin� NUTS!

When it comes to The Gathering of the Juggalos it being late at night doesn�t mean shit. No one is turnin� in for bed, in fact, no one ever fuckin� sleeps at The Gathering. This is just a fuckin� fact! Night time is when all the fun goes down and that�s mostly in the form of LATE NIGHT PARTIES! There are tons of parties with various hosts and themes that will be happening all throughout the event. Our recommendation? ATTEND THEM ALL! You can sleep when you�re dead!

The late night comedy tent is where Psychopathic Records brings in some of the biggest, best, and brightest in the comedy business and sticks them on a stage for your amusement! You�ll laugh your ass off! Your sides will fuckin� split! Your jaw will drop right off from bein� worked over so hard! Now that�s fuckin� funny.