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CONTESTS
The Masked Ninja’s Best Campsite Competition
Wednesday thru Saturday
Shimmer Fuckin Forest, Dawg! Family, ninjas, jugglas, and neck cuttaz—Where you postin’ up? Camp
Superballs? Hero Mountain? Big Ballas? The masked ninja wants to see you get hype about your home
base. Hook that shit up, and your camp could win one of several prizes the masked ninja himself will
have as he rolls through the grounds of our Soopa Family Gathering! The best and most creative
campsites will win a mystery box full of freshness! Are you ready for the masked ninja to descend on
your campsite? May the most ninjatastic campsite win!
Juggalo Catch 21 Game Show
Wednesday Night: 2:30–4am / Autograph Tent
This often-hilarious trivia game show will test the entire span of your Juggalo knowledge and then
some! Each round, three contestants will attempt to answer trivia questions in order to earn points.
For every correct questioned answered, the winner will get to draw a giant card to either add it
to their hand to try to get to 21 or give it to an opponent’s hand to bust them out! Whoever is still
standing in the end wins! Want to put your Juggalo knowledge to the test? Then come on down!
Prizes: 1st place—Collector’s GOTJ Amulet and a chance to win up to a $100 Gift Certificate in the
bonus round.
Art Contest
Thursday: Noon–2pm / The Kapow Club
Every artist is welcome to enter their masterwork creations in this epic art contest to see who
among them can rate the best! If you wish to join, simply bring up to 3 pieces of your art (sculpting,
painting, computer graphics, photography, etc.) to set up your presentation so you can contribute to
the massive gallery of dope art that will be on hand. A panel of judges will then rate each exhibit
on skill, originality, and inspiration to determine the top three winners, which will be announced at
2pm. Even if you don’t enter, make sure to stop by to check out all the awesomeness. Prizes: 1st
Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque, Collectors GOTJ Amulet and $100 Gift Certificate; 2nd Place—$100 Gift
Certificate; and 3rd Place—$50 Gift Certificate. Those wishing to compete should drop off their art
between 11:30 am and 12:30pm and then pick it back up at 2pm. Display shelves and tables will be
provided, but feel free to bring your own easels.
Wet T-Shirt Contest
Thursday: 1–2pm / Shazam Stage
Cascading Faygo glistening in the afternoon sun, as it pours over curvaceous twerk-a-liscous
Juggalette hotties…it just doesn’t get any better than this! Join your host Mike Busey and his bevy
of Busey Beauties as they take you on a joy-filled bouncy ride along the raunchy wet highway of
unadulterated fun! You ready for your adrenaline to kick into overdrive? Then come witness this
carbonated chaos-filled spectacle that remains one of the most highly anticipated events of the year.
Prizes: 1st Place—$300 in Cash and a Collectors GOTJ Amulet; 2nd Place—$150 Gift Certificate; and
3rd Place—$50 Gift Certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before
the contest begins with a white t-shirt, if possible. A Private dressing room will be provided.
Juggalo Psypher Auditions
Thursday: 4–6pm / The Kapow Club
Do you want to be in a Psychopathic filmed, edited, and produced music video to be officially aired on
the Psychopathic YouTube channel for the entire world to see?!?! Stop playin’, homie! This is one of
the greatest fuckin contests of all time and your chance to be immortalized forever! All you need to
do is show up for these auditions, wait in line, and when your turn comes, spit 16 to 20 bars of your
dopest rap in front of a panel of judges (a beat will be provided). Each performance will be rated
on flow, lyrical content, and confidence. Afterwards the names of the top 6 performers will then be
posted at the Info Tent. Winners will then show up at Cannibal’s House on Friday at Midnight for the
filming of the 2019 Juggalo Psypher!!! So fuckin dope!!!
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