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Rules
The following is a list of key rules to keep everyone safe and to ensure a good time for all. We ask that everyone respect the
property of Legend Valley. The people who have allowed us into their homes are good people who have not only opened their
arms to us but have also proven to have a complete understanding and respect for our family.
No selling of illegal substances or the breaking of any other laws.
No underage or excessive drinking or substance abuse.
Children must be supervised by adults.
No vandalism or destruction of property.
No cutting of trees, damaging plant life, or hurting wild animals.
The speed limit while on the grounds is 5 mph.
No animals. Leave your pets at home!
No weapons or dangerous objects.
No spray paint.
No outside firewood (Legend Valley will be selling firewood if needed).
No littering, especially at the campsites.
No golf carts, mini bikes or four wheelers (bicycles are allowed).

Info Tent
This helpful tent is staffed 24 hours a day by Psychopathic representatives in order to assist anyone with any questions, concerns
or problems they might have. The people working here are connected via radio to all the event coordinators and have the power
to either help you directly or get in contact with those who can. The Info Tent also provides the following other services.
• Information (including event times) and problem solving capabilities.
• Timelines and Maps of the Gathering grounds.
• Lost and Found – Please drop off any found items here.
• Display of the main prizes you can win at the various contests.
• Display of the auction items.
• A promotional area to leave flyers and CDs.

Merchandise Bazaar
This area features a kaleidoscope of dope, rare, offensive and Gathering exclusive merchandise from Psychopathic Records and
its entire roster of artists. This is also the place to seek out merchandise from all other artists performing on the Big Top or Carou-
sel Stage as well as a variety of other vendors (see page 31). You may also buy additional programs here.

ATMs
There are several ATMs located on the grounds for quick leafy green access. Users are responsible for all transactions as there
will be no refunds.
Convenience Store
This 24-hour store will strive to meet all your basic needs by supplying an abundance of useful items. You will find everything
from condoms, to disposable cameras, to over-the-counter medications and much more.

Food Court
When you smell the aroma of sordid meats drifting on the breeze you will have either found your way into a male brothel house
or over at the food court. Here a brightly lit caravan of food trailers act as a beacon in the night drawing in all hungry ninjas
as they partake in such delicacies as triple nut bust surprise, Abdullah fat rolls, cinnamon flavored camel toes, dingleberry crunch
cake, or glistening buttered anal buns to name a few. They also have Faygo on tap to wash it all down and are open 24/7.

Bottle Fill Station
There is a bottle fill station (located on the map) where you may get fresh drinking water to fill your containers.

Shower Trailers
These free 24-hour portable shower trailers will help keep you squeaky clean. So when you start to develop some butt juice,
causing you to smell like cottage cheese marinating in a used baby diaper in the sun, you might want to think about it. Ninjas are
also discouraged from trying to join the Three Foot High Club, as it could cause undo motion sickness for others.

Medical Tent
The Medical Tent will be staffed by trained paramedics 24-hours a day to handle all medical needs. There will also be an am-
bulance on hand to transport anyone with a serious medical emergency quickly and efficiently to a nearby hospital.

Security Tent
Anyone who needs to get a hold of security for any reason can either go to the Security Tent (located by the Seminar Stage) or
the Information Tent. Security personnel will also be located all throughout the Gathering grounds as well to help you if needed.
Their purpose is not to restrict people’s fun but rather to ensure everyone is acting in a safe and non-destructive manner.

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