Screaming can be heard from all around, instilling panic as the chaos unfurls in the downtown city street. You turn to see the gargantuan green form of Bukshot at the end of the block as he slams his fists downward creating a deep crevice in the pavement as the shockwave knocks you off your feet. You scramble to run as laser beams emanating from Boondox high in the sky sweep across your path causing the street and nearby buildings to explode in a rain of molten death. You manage to dive behind a car just in time when it’s suddenly lifted by the incredible strength of Claas who tosses it aside as if it were a plastic toy as he looks down at you maniacally. They are the super group known as the Underground Avengers and they have not come to save you…because they are the villains that should be feared! |
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This ninja extraordinaire and former front man and namesake of the ultimate band known as Static-X has begun forging a new path of rock excellence. What Bruce Lee was to martial arts, Wayne Static is to rock music and he is hitting just as hard. His legacy has not only been full of controversy but its share of turbulence as well. Through it all, however, he has grown stronger for it, as he continues to bring that same flavor you have come to know and love since the start of his career. He is what every rock hero should be – foolhardy, extreme, explosive, and uber-talented. Prepare for his show, which is sure to wreak a path of destruction throughout the grounds causing extreme pandemonium! | ||
There just isn’t another rapper in this era that’s quite like this extraordinary ninja. He has been crushing the underground music scene for the last few years and has been on the Juggalo radar like a Japanese submarine entering the Kaneohe Bay in 1942. He is true pimpin’, always blew back, stays surrounded by hotties, lives that playa life status and parties like its 1999. One can only admire his full throttle approach on life and for continuously producing music that ninjas feel to the core. There is no question that he has the future on lock, as he keeps killin’ it in the year 2014 and beyond! | ||
“Alright, stop whatcha doin’ ‘cuz I’m about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to…” Back in the day, Shock G and his cohorts the Digital Underground (which included a relatively unknown rapper at the time named Tupac Shakur) were the certified motherfuckin’ KINGS of party rap music. You couldn’t go to a house party or a club without hearing now classic cutz like “Doowhatchalike,” “Kiss You Back” and, of course, “The Humpty Dance,” rapped by Shock G’s big nosed, nasally voiced alter-ego Humpty Hump. No one does a rap party like Shock G/Humpty Hump and now he’s bringing the flava to the Gathering, performing all the Digital Underground classics. And if anybody disses you for dancing, tell ‘em: Step off! I’m doing the Hump! | ||
You know who these ninjas be, son! They are the Detroit, prior Hatchet House, metal-rap gods who go by the names Razor Ray, 2Def, Sadistic and Frank Hannah. They bring the thunder every time they hit the stage with a musical onslaught of drums, guitar and mosh pits. They are loud, they are offensive, and they just don’t give a fuck…they are the perfect band to bring the chaos to this year’s Gathering! |
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