Frequently Asked Questions
Last Updated: October 13, 2009
How can I make my facepaint look fresh? Can I bring my pet gimp to the Gathering? How much blood can I drain from a dead chicken? All valid questions, and we know you've got more.
When is the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Unfortunately the dates for this year have not been announced yet, but as soon as they are they will be posted right here.
Where is the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Cave-In-Rock, Illinois
How do I get to the Gathering?
1. First go to Google Maps.
2. Click on Get Directions.
3. Type, or Cut & Paste, this info: IL-1 & Lamb Rd, Cave-In-Rock, IL 62919 into the second of the two empty boxes next to the Get Directions button.
4. In the first empty box, type your starting address (your house address), with the street address, city, state, and zip code, seperated by commas. It should look like this: P.O. Box 332, Royal Oak, MI, 48068
5. Click on the Get Directions button.
Where can I buy my tickets?
You can purchase your tickets on this page. When you're on that page make sure you scroll way down to place your order. Hit "Proceed to Shopping Cart" after you pick out what you want.
Give me the run down on the balla site?
The site is approximately 25x50. You get one (1) 30 amp plug to plug in your RV and there is one (1) 20 amp plug which is what you would find in your home that you can plug a surge protecter in giving you up to, but no more, than ten extra outlets. There is a water spicket which you will share with a few of your surrounding Big Balla Neighbors. It allows you to park one vehicle of any
How far is parking from the grounds? And with the car passes is it like previous years where when we park we can't leave?
Parking is extra fresh this year. Not only is the main parking site RIGHT THERE, but in case that gets a bit too overloaded there is a back up parking lots RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET. Car passes are just like last year, if you bring your car to your site that is where it sits the entire weekend. This is for the safety of yourself and those around you.
Is my stuff going to be safe in my tent?
You have to realize that if you put your valuables in your tent, the only thing keeping someone from rummaging through them is a thin piece of material and a zipper. NO. Your stuff will probably not be safe in your tent. Your best bet is to keep any important items on you or in your car. We can't put it out there enough; the parking lot is practically a 30 second walk from the campsites this year. It will be very easy for you to go back and forth to get your things.
I'm having issues with my ticket/camp site order. Help me.
When placing your order make sure you are filling out all of the information CORRECTLY!!! This includes your credit card number, e-mail address, billing address, EVERYTHING HAS TO BE RIGHT OR YOU MIGHT GET THE BONE!!! The customer service number is 248.426.0115. Hours of service are M-F from 9:00am - 6:00pm eastern.
Are tents provided?
No. You must bring everything that you need for camping (tents, pillows, blankets, etc.).
How many people can stay on one campsite?
If you want to bunk up with your buddies in one tent then that's fine, just don't push the limits of safety and comfort. The important thing to realize this year is that because camping is free and each person is allowed to pop their own tent anywhere in the camping areas, you don't have to pile people into tents because you could instead set up multiple tents in any area so that everyone is comfortable but still together.
Is camping pre-assigned or first come first served?
It is first come first served. Camping is free with the purchase of your Gathering of the Juggalos ticket. There are no designated campsites and you are free to set up your tent where you see fit. The only actual sites are the Big Balla campsites.
Can my ride drop me off in the parking lot?
There is no problem with your ride dropping you off in the parking lot.
Can I sleep in my car?
If you are so inclined you may sleep in your car. If you would like to park your car on the campgrounds you must have at least a car pass (no pass is needed for the parking lot). YOU MAY NOT SLEEP IN YOUR CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP. There is simply too much danger of dehydration, suffocation and heatstroke to allow sleeping in cars with closed windows. You can sleep in em if you keep the windows open, even if it's just a few inches, so you should bring some mosquito netting, bug spray, or Citronella to keep the bugs away.
Can we bring generators?
Yes.
Are we allowed to bring alcohol if we are 21 and have a valid ID? If so, how much can we bring?
You can bring your own alcohol. Thats not a problem. Just make sure you dont bring your own 7-11 along, meaning you shouldnt be rolling up with a keg (kegs are RESTRICTED) or an overly excessive amount of alcohol. Just bring a personal supply for yourself and make sure there is NO GLASS.
No glass?
NO GLASS. There is NO glass allowed at the Gathering.
Will there be showers and bathrooms?
Yes.
What are some good things to bring to the Gathering?
A Juggalo in the wild should be prepared. Some things you can pack that might help you out during the weekend include:
*Camping gear (tent, flashlights, sleeping bags, rain gear, etc.)
*Cameras and Video Recorders
*Backpacks and travel bags to carry stuff in
*Bug spray and bug torches
*Cell phones and communicators
*Water bottles and canteens
*Ninja suits, costumes of any kind
*Face paint
*Juggalo Pride
What sorts of items are restricted?
*Glass containers and glass of any kind
*Tape recorders
*Animals of any kind
*Paint (except face paint, of course)
*Weapons or other dangerous objects
*Kegs of beer and excessive amount of alcohol
*Fireworks
*Woodworking tools
*Anything that makes others faint, duck, or vomit
Is there an age limit?
All ages are welcome at the Gathering, but everyone no matter how young or old must have a ticket.
What's the deal with cameras and video recorders?
It's the same as the previous years. Bring your recording devices along and capture as many memories as you can, but they will NOT be allowed during CONCERTS. If we see you filmimg the concerts we will be more then happy to relieve you of your camera and film and we will NOT BE RETURNING THEM. Any of the footage you get can be used for school or your own personal use, but attempting to use it for profit is strictly forbidden and will be dealt with swiftly.
Can I bring my grill?
Yes. Just be safe!
I am in a wheelchair. Will I be able to get around and all that shit there?
The grounds of the Gathering are basically flat and level enough to make a wheelchair possible to use at the event. There are some decent distances involved, and while the ground does drain well it is possible (though unlikely) for things to get mushy in spots that might make a wheelchair difficult. You should be prepared to deal with those aspects, but otherwise, wheelchairs are just fine at the Gathering. Typically we save a space for handicapped guests for the concerts to make it easier to deal with as well.
What if I'm not into camping?
If you're not into the great outdoors, here's a list of lodgings you can find within an hour (or so) of the Hatchet Landings:
Cave-In-Rock, IL
Cave-In-Rock Motel, 618-289-3296
Elizabethtown, IL
River Rose Inn, 618-287-8811
Grand Rose Hotel, 618-287-2872
Arrowhead Lodge, 618-287-8574
Cedar Hill River Resort, 618-287-6001
Rim Rock's Dog Wood Cabins, 618-264-6036
Golconda, IL
Michael's Motel, 618-683-2424
Shawnee Hollow Lodge, 618-638-4903
Willowbrook Cabin Rental, 618-672-4815
Barren Creek Cottages, 618-683-4004
Golconda Lock&Dam 51, 618-683-6702
The Getaway, 618-683-8751
Shady Rest B&B, 618-683-3301
Harrisburg, IL
Economy Inn & Suites, 618-253-7651
Comfort Inn, 618-252-2442
Super 8 Motel, 618-253-8081
House of Nahum, 618-252-1414
Bay City, IL
Bay City Store & Lodging, 618-683-4305
Junction, IL
Crossroads Inn, 618-272-3100
Eldorado, IL
Neal Motel, 618-273-8146
Morganfield, KY
Hometown Inn, 270-389-9848
Shawneetown, IL
Shawnee Chief Motel, 618-269-3193
Marion, KY
Marion Inn, 270-965-5391
Grace House B&B, 270-965-0010
Tobin Tourotel, 270-965-5241
