2009 Gathering of the Juggalos

Site Attractions

Last Updated: October 21, 2009

The Gathering is also a vacation for many, and as such we complete the experience with all kinds of fresh activities for you to enjoy!

Love Train
Don�t you just feel sorry for those ninjas still walkin, when you�re ridin high on the Love Train? It�s a chance to get off your feet, get around, or just get down with the sights and sounds all around as you roll through Hachet Landings. Pickup stations are marked on the map. Do not attempt to get on or off the Love Train while it is moving. Do not get in front of the Love Train, or you might get flat.

The Swimming Hole
Right in the middle of Hatchet Landings is a clean, cozy swimming hole for all your heat-beatin, belly-floppin needs! The water is treated to be safe both for swimming and drinking. (We can�t say the same for your fellow Juggalos, though.) There is no lifeguard on duty, so swim at your own risk, and bring a bathing suit!

Spazmatic Hang-Out
The Spazmatic Hangout is your party-within-a party! During the day, it�s like a beverage bar, with Faygo, Spazmatic, and slushies, plus certain special swag to pump your party! (no alcoholic beverages served, but you can bring your own).

Cool-Down Stations
In case you're lookin at the sun, and wondering about keeping cool at the Gathering, there's nothing to fear! (unless you forgot sun-block). There are multiple Cool-Down Stations at several locations throughout the campground, marked on the map. These are no measly mist-tents, these are permanent structures of full on water-spraying flavor, complete with a bank of sprayers, faucets, and their own plumbing. This means more free water and more wet Juggalettes for all of us!


In addition to the flavor we bring with us, Hatchet Landings is one of the freshest locations we've ever seen a Gathering at! In addition to sprawling, scenic wilderness, Cave-In-Rock has a history of violence as long as your tattooed arm! This area has been home to River Pirates, Smugglers, Counterfeiters, Ghosts, and some of the nation's first Serial Killers! Peep that freshness here.




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