The Juggalos are the best fans in the world, so we give them what they want! And one thing we give them is stars with pens ready to sign autographs. We make sure they exercise their stabbing hands to get conditioned for this event, and put them on a strict regimen of ax-swinging and dead body dragging to keep them in shape, so they can sign anything the Juggalos bring before them. It's up to the Juggalos to get creative, so their favorite artists don't get bored and start sticking pens into eye-holes! Line up and get a chance to meet your favorite Psychopaths, and take home a one-of-a-kind souvenir, right on your favorite body part, even! Chop! |
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