Do you walk among this crowded Earth feeling like you are something else entirely? Do you feel the true form of your Juggalo Spirit is dumbed down to meet the needs of your mundane daily life? Perhaps that people suit you wear in your day-to-day existence is the real disguise, that’s why we’re inviting you to show The Family your final form and come kick it at The Gathering of The Juggalos Costume Contest! This showcase of cut and stitch skills captures the heights of wicked creative expression, from Joker Card cosplay to Psychopathic Power Armor, and with the UFOs hovering overhead there’s no telling the strange sights you will witness at The Gathering of The Juggalos!
Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 gift certificate; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certificate; and 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ amulet & $50 gift certificate.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins. A private dressing area will be provided.
MISS JUGGALETTE PAGEANT
It simply wouldn’t be The Gathering of The Juggalos without our annual pageant to crown this year’s Queen of the Underground! This contest is a far cry from your granny’s Miss Wholesome USA Pageant, ours is a sensational celebration for the psycho vixens of The Dark Carnival! True to Juggalo form with all the face paint, wild antics, and extraordinary personalities of the contestants on full display! This iconic contest is comprised of 3 rounds: Personality, Talent & Swimsuit! We don’t need no magic mirror, we leave it up to the Juggalos to decide who’s the wickedest of them all! Think you have what it takes to wear the prestigious sash of Miss Juggalette? Show up early with your A-game and let’s see what you got ninjette!
Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Backstage Pass, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $300 in cash; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 Gift Certificate; and 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certificate.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins and bring their own swimsuit (or comparable attire) with them. A private dressing area will be provided as well as any music needed for the talent round.
TOM WOOD’S GOTJ ART BATTLE
Artists will have 45 minutes in which to create their original, sci-themed masterpiece! 20 of the best and brightest artists in the galaxy will be positioned on stage, while onlookers and fans will observe their progress. This is the ultimate platform to demonstrate those jedi art skills you’ve been perfecting over a lifetime of practice and sacrifice. Tom Wood, Cara Norris and Heather Marrs will judge the finished works and award ribbons, rare GOTJ amulets and trophies to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Place Artists!
The competing artists must bring their own canvas, easels, paints and brushes. No preliminary sketching on the canvas before the event is allowed. Contestants own their painting and have the right to sell or keep.
How to Enter – Send 3 sample images of your work to: [email protected]. Tom Wood will select and notify 24 contestants and 5 alternates before June 30th.
NINJA OLYMPICS
Can you prove yourself a Ninja Master by battling through a field of determined warriors? This contest will require equal parts strength, cunning, quickness, and prowess. The last ninja left standing will be able to tread upon the shattered corpses of their fallen foes to claim their prize! In each of the five rounds, ninjas will have to battle one opponent to see if they can advance to the next.
- Round #1: Foam Long Swords.
- Round #2: Foam Short Swords.
- Round #3: Sumo Wrestling.
- Round #4: Martial Arts (light contact to the torso only, with protective gear).
- Round #5: Three vs. One Battle (try to last the longest against three ninjas using pugil sticks).
Ninja referees will oversee the bouts, with all rounds (except the last) being best out of five. In the end, there can be only one…could it be you?
Prize: Last ninja standing—GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 Gift Certificate.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins (32 competitors max; first come first serve, with those wearing ninja suits moving to the front of the line)
Arm Wrestling Competition
Step right up, step right up! We present for your Gathering amusement the beefiest, manliest, most succulent competitive sport known to man! Juggalos are no strangers to wrestling events, and this one is a Strictly Forearms-Only Title Match! We’re talking about the ol’ jailhouse classic: Competitive Arm Wrestling! This elimination-style event pits Juggalo against Juggalo in a one-on-one test of strength and appendage superiority! So, whether you’re a surly cat with a chip on your shoulder packing Hulkster pythons or a determined noodle-armed ninja rockin’ 17 spirit with something to prove, step up and show the crowd what you’re made of at The Gathering of The Juggalos Arm Wrestling Competition!
Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $150 gift certificate; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $75 gift certificate; and 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ amulet and $50 gift certificate.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.
Queen Of Cheeks
Juggalos and Juggalettes… Come one, come all! To the 2nd annual Queen of Cheeks contest!!
This year we will see new games, prizes, and twice as much fun, not to mention MORE LADIES! Do YOU have what it takes to win? Is your ass OUT OF THIS WORLD? Well, bring that talented booty to the Queen of Cheeks contest where the Juggalos in the crowd will choose the next Royal booty. Mizz Marrs & Lady Rome will be your hosts extraordinaire! Arrive early to secure your spot to compete and show us what you’re working with! See you there with your assets in the air!
Flowmaster Rap Battle
Sucka MCs need not apply for one of the Gathering’s most prestigious and elite competitions! The time has come once again to prove who has the sharpest off-the-cuff mic skills in the Juggalo Underground at the one and only Flowmaster Rap Battle! The art of freestyle battle is one of the most skillful and dynamic expressions of rap ability. From New York to Detroit, it is considered a fixture in Hip-Hop culture, and the wide scope of the Juggalo Nation calls competitors from every corner to prove themselves at the Gathering Battleground! For this contest, rappers will first freestyle for 30 seconds to a provided beat. Those deemed worthy by the judges will then move into an elimination style battle, where two rappers at a time will compete directly against each other. In the end, there can be only one!
Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet and $300 in Cash and 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $150 Gift Certificate.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.
Juggalo Catch 21
Brought to you by The Gathering of the Juggalos and the fictional Dark Carnival Games Show Network, get ready for: Juggalo Catch 21! Tell Alfonso Riviera to go jump in a river, our version is hosted by Jumpsteady and features two competing crews of Juggalo homies going head-to-head in a classic game of blackjack-meets-Psychopathic-trivia with a strategic twist! Use Keep, Freeze or Pass tactics to knock the other players out and achieve the coveted 21 for your chance to win big prizes!
Prizes: There will be 2 games and 2 sets of winners. Prizes: 1st Place only – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $50 gift certificate with a chance to win up to $200 in cash in the bonus round!
Mr. Juggalo Contest
Ittttssssssss baaaaaaaccckk! That’s right Juggalos and Juggalettes, the only place you’ll get to see the fellas REALLY show you what they’re working with! Mr. Juggalo returns!! Hosted by Mankini, we’ve got 12 contestants that will compete in 3 rounds judged by a panel on a 10 point ranking system, featuring a swimsuit round, talent round, and personality round!
There will be 3 winners! 2nd & 3rd place will receive a sash and special t-shirt, 1st place will receive an EXTRA special sash, a super dope crown, and a crisp $100 gift certificate!
If you want to compete, we will need to show up at least an hour early, for ample time to set up and get everyone prepped!
Juggalo Newlywed Game
Do NOT adjust your rabbit ears and tell the ghost of Fred Barry to chill out, this ain’t no rerun! This is The Newlywed Game: The Juggalo Gathering Edition! Any couple (no matter how long they’ve been together) can complete in this twisted take on an American game show classic. Hosted by comedian extortioner Alex Jaffe, get ready for some hilarious and revealing questions as the contestants are tested on just how well they actually know their partners.
The winning couple will receive ICP’s VIP Experience (including gift bag items) and then get to immediately meet with ICP and participate in the Faygo Armageddon at the climax of ICP’s show on Saturday night!!! Now that is an awesome date!!!!
Any couple wishing to compete should show up no later than 30 minutes before the show begins.
Face & Body Painting Contest
Juggalos and face paint go together like blunts and lighters. Like Better Made chips and Faygo. Like Moon Glorious and the neighborhood watch. This year we’re kicking that awesome expression of design talent up to the next level in this Bohemian style contest that encompasses the entire human canvas! The Face & Body Painting Contest challenges Juggalos to create living, breathing pieces of art using the brushes and body paints we supply! All you need to bring is a willing Gathering buddy to act as your model and contestants will have one hour to impress our panel of judges with the illest body paint designs, which will be scored based on creativity, artist’s ability and amount of exposed skin used!
Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 gift certificate; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certificate; and 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ amulet & $50 gift certificate.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.
Beat The DJ Contest
Think you got ears sharp as a Samurai katana? Are you the nerdy ninja in the whip that can drop hard facts about the playlist as soon as the beat hits? Well we just might have the Gathering gameshow for you! Inspired by the classic Name-That-Tune show but with its own Juggalo flavor like a Faygo Twist comes Beat the DJ, where three contestants at a time attempt to outfox each other on the music trivia tip as quickly as possible! Over the course of four rounds our Psychopathic-certified DJ will test just how tight those skills are, hitting the competitor’s ears with flips and reverses like a Missy Elliot joint as well as other surprises until only one ninja is left standing!
Prizes: 1st Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certificate, with a chance to win an additional $200 gift certificate in the bonus round!
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.
Reno Rydaz Anal Probe Cornhole Tournament
You can take your daddy’s little beanbag lawn games and shove it! From the dry planes of Nevada, where the UFOs are not a gimmick and realer than your auntie’s injected lips, the Reno Rydas have abducted the classic game of cornhole and forcefully injected an outer space makeover for The Gathering of The Juggalos! The devastating desert clique presents a sick tourney edition that pits the aim and accuracy of two opponents against one another in a bid to see who’s really the Boss of the Bag Throw, complete with plenty of social lubricant and friendly Juggalo shit-talk, but that’s purely speculation and we’re makin’ a whole friggin’ thing about crowning The King of the Flingin’ Floobs, so show and prove by showing us your probe hole at The Gathering of The Juggalos!
Prizes: 1st Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 gift certificate; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certificate.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST
Oh-em-gee ninjas, that July sun is hot like a Hell’s Pit Pool Party at one of Ouija Macc’s demon girls’ house! Speaking of hot, since it’s the time of year for bottle rockets and Faygo Bomb Pops, we’re bringing out the bombshells with The Gathering of The Juggalos Wet T-Shirt Contest! If you know, you already know and if not, now is a great time to get familiar with this throwdown that’s one part pageant and two parts party, all in the name of good Juggalo fun! You know it’s The Gathering, so we keep it wet, wild, and wicked with the quickness, AND the thiccness!
Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $500 in Cash; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 gift certificate; and 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ amulet & $100 gift certificate.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins. A private dressing area will be provided.
INTO THE ECHOSIDE HEADS-UP TOURNAMENT
Battle it out in this elimination heads-up tournament to decide who is the ultimate and undisputed champion of GOTJ 2023!
Prizes: 1st Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque, Set of 15 Foil Epic cards, The Shaggy Show Promo Card & Rare GOTJ Amulet. 2nd Place—The Shaggy Show Promo Card & Rare GOTJ Amulet.
Those wishing to play should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins and need to know how to play to compete.
TEXAS HOLD’EM TOURNAMENT
Are you good enough to play both the player and the cards? Then test your poker skills in this grueling elimination-style tournament.
Prizes: 1st Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque, $100 Gift Certificate & Rare GOTJ Amulet. 2nd Place—$50 Gift Certificate & Rare GOTJ Amulet. 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet.
Those wishing to play should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins and need to know how to play and deal to compete.
Quest For Shangri-La Tournament
Crush your opponents on your quest to reach Shangri-La in this elimination-style tournament.
Prizes: 1st Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque, 10 Holographic Ending Cards, & Rare GOTJ Amulet. 2nd Place—10 Holographic Ending Cards & Rare GOTJ Amulet.
Those wishing to play should show up at least 15 minutes before the tournament begins and need to know how to play to compete.
Morton’s List Escape The Planet Tournament
It’s time to leave this mud ball we call home and journey into deep space whether by use of out of body experiences, meditation, or communing with extraterrestrial life in order to catch a ride! They say what goes up must come down…but in deep space you just kind of keep going forever. This tournament will require the highest levels of ninja tactics and some fresh ass karma!
Prizes: 1st Place (for each member of the winning Inner Circle) — $25 Gift Certificate & Rare GOTJ Amulet.
The Neden Game
Calling all Romeo Homies and Juggalette Juliettes, it’s gameshow time! Who’s up for The Gathering quiz show classic of clown-painted connection to warm your romantic-ish heart? It’s The Neden Game! Now is your chance to put your mastery of mackin’ it to the test against your fellow thirsty scrubbies for a chance to win a Gathering date with the mysterious stranger quizzing you to find out if you’re whack or not! There will be one round each for both the Juggalos and the Juggalettes to play by answering questions put out by your potential date! Things have been known to get spicy like a plate of Manny’s wings, so turn on the charm and prove you’re the pimpest of all!
Winners will get to go on a date backstage from 9pm to midnight Saturday night!
Contestants should show up 30 minutes prior to the event if they wish to participate.