Thursday Night: Midnight–3am / Balla Beach

Cohosts: Lyte, Str8jaket, Sewerside, & Scottie D. Who said that Juggalos ain’t got no class? Pinkies up! It’s the fuckin’ Oklahoma Wine Mixer! That’s right, ninjas—the Juggalo Yacht Club is in full effect, bringing you all the first-class high times, swank, schmoozin’, boozin’, and cruisin’ you can handle. Fellow yacht enthusiasts rejoice! After the fun is done at the Diamond Stage, feel free to dock your boat at the Balla Beach and join the ranks of the high-class, no crass Juggalo Yacht Club for a beach party blowout complete with a bonfire, Lyte and Str8jaket’s bikini contest with special guest judges ($100 prize), a midnight beach volleyball tournament, a Faygo chugging contest, a “How Low Can You Juggalo” limbo contest, free party favors for all guests in attendance, a free s’mores bar and wiener roast, complimentary yacht swag, and anything else you need for this diamond-encrusted, solid gold beach gala! Keep your fuckin’ pinkies up, bitch! Reppin’ them cuff links that beam like 17. Fuckin’ Oklahoma Wine Mixer!