Snap Fights

Time: 1-4PM Thurs, 2-3PM Friday and Saturday, Finals 6-7PM Sunday
Location: Wrestling Stage, Main Stage for Finals

Your Momma's so fat, she was baptized at Sea World. That one's from the Rude Boy, but the rest are comin' from YOU, the Juggalos. Y'all better hone your dissin' skills, cuz this is your chance for some verbal pugilism, some linguistic fisticuffs, or some straight trash-talkin! Anyone can enter, unless you're gonna cry, and the winners will be chosen by crowd response. Upchuck the Clown will host, to be sure y'all don't get weak. We better emphasize that this is fighting with WORDS, anyone throwing down will be thrown out, but you can be as ruthless as you want, it's all up to the crowd. So start warmin' up now, cuz your mouth's so big, you can kiss my ass in Detroit, while you're readin' this in California. Bring it!

Anyone who wants to participate should get there when the show starts at 2PM. Contestants will be pulled from the crowd to compete, and will leave as the crowd eliminates them. The top two remaining when the hour's up become finalists. Finalists will square off on the Main Stage, 6PM Sunday night. Winner gets a 2006 GOTJ Snap Fight trophy, and the fear and respect of his fellow Juggalos!