The Gathering of the Juggalos: July 13th - 16th
JCW is back in effect, bitch. Know that up, down, sideways, and in and out... just when you think we�re just sittin�, we�re not, bitch. Instead, we�re making moves to entertain the ninja people, exactly like the fresh-ass, underground, Juggalo wrestling company that we are. We are jumping right back into the mix of things, just in time for the Gathering 2006.
You can expect all the greatest JCW superstars to be appearing live and larger than life, as well as many, many, MANY newcomers. JCW wrestling will have two main shows at this year�s event. The first will take place on Friday at 3pm and the second show on Saturday at 2pm.
Just peep out the names that have already been confirmed to appear at this year�s shows... we�re talking the likes of these ninjas:
(click names for photos)
The JCW World Heavyweight Champion:
With stolen stop sign, cut-off jeans, fresh t-shirt, loud mouth and everything.
Mad Man Pondo
The JCW Hardcore Champion:
Thumbtacks are still stuck in his head from last year. Fuck it, leave �em in.
The Rude Boy
The JCW World Tag Team Champions:
The Injured Athlete & The Big Hot Tagga. Champs cuz they�re the bookers.
The Insane Clown Posse
2 Tuff Tony. Fresh off probation and able to smoke down again. Get your head cracked one good time by Louisville�s thugliest. Whether it�s hardcore-style or scrappin� down on the mat, Tony will snap that neck piece. Juggalos know dat �cause Tony�s been with JCW from day one.
The deadly and mercilous Sabu, a.k.a. Stab U, will also be in the house. Despite what you might think, he stays JCW and will be there in person with his spike deep in somebody�s eyehole 4 the Juggalos.
Corporal Robinson will be there fresh off the highways with a scare on his forehead from every place on earth. Corp�s a multiple hardcore tourney champion. He fuckin� sleeps in barbed wire and broken glass.
Who could ever forget this evil man, who is also known as the Taskmaster himself. Kevin Sullivan will be at the Gathering looking to show the Rude Boy a thing or two about hardcore. Oh shit!
And making his much talked about return this year is the man himself, all the way from the darkest caves of Mexico is Vampiro! He�s been traveling worldwide, feuding and battling for years, and now his path finally leads back home to the Gathering. Don�t get your throat bit!
Making their long awaited JCW debut this year will be the Bump-N-Uglies, "Playboy" Josh Movado and Bubba Felix. From slammin� guitar chords to slammin� spinal cords, they�ll finally do it JCW-style.
Many famous faces will be appearing in front of the Juggalos for the very first time, such as the 900lb Samoan tag team of Samu and Alofa, The Head Shrinkers. Grass skirts, wicked chops, kicks, and all that extra stiff shit. We plan on raising the table bills at least 2 G's.
El Drunko will be in the house not only falling off the wagon, but also moonsultin�, backflippin�, and shooting star pressin� off that bitch. Look out, and pass that ninja the Tequila before somebody gets hurt.
Imagine fighting The fuckin� THING. That�s what its gotta be like stepping in the ring with this man. We�re talkin� bout Big Poppa Pump, bitch. Freakzilla himself Scott Steiner will be in action destroying somebody�s bone structure, which is pretty fuckin� scary.
What you know about the Big Wiggle? Well, you�re about to learn. Your homie Norman Smiley is coming back to JCW after a 4-year hiatus. He�s only been everywhere since then, but that�s nothing compared to G7. He�s bringin� his Scoop Slam tactics and everything.
Big Chuck Wagon will be there plowing through jobbers and scrubs, all 470+ pounds of pure redneck thug. He mangles his opponents like a 7-foot, giant specially-challenged kid playing with a loaf of bread.
Are you an asshole? If you are, this won't even excite you. But if you�re fresh enough to recognize, this is about to blow your panties off. Making their very first ever Juggalo appearance... Directly from Strangelmania will be the legendary and infamous... Ponderosa and Sweden House a.k.a. The Mushroom Boys.
Big, mean giants are everywhere this year at G7, but this man is perhaps the biggest and meanest around. Dyson Pryce is one of today�s fastest rising names and you�ll see why at the Gathering when he choke slams a ninja through the mat and breaks the ring.
Also, showing himself in JCW waters for the very first time ever, yet ever so legendary in his own right, Shark Boy will be lurking in and around the ring area. Looking for opponents to attack and dropkick.
How would you like to wake up with The Powers of Pain all in your tent? The Warlord and The Barbarian will make their JCW debut and make their presence felt on somebody�s poor and unfortunate wrestling career. These two have held every belt in the game, but JCWs!
And yes, the wealthy one returns. "Richie Boy" Bryer Wellington $150 makes his JCW comeback, and this time with his very own personal butler, "Sir" CJ Moore, at his side. The two make quite a dangerous team.
Your official referees will be:
A.T. Huck, DC Stevens, and Kevin V. Gill
Your Extra Special Guest Ring Announcer will be:
Jumpsteady!!!!
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