Chill the Fuck Out, Homie! GOTJ Is Almost Here!
We're just one week away from fun in the sun at the 18th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos!
This just in: Info on the best ways to enjoy the summer at the watery paradise we call Lost Lakes!
First up: the highly anticipated Trippin' Trolley, which will be debuting at this year's GOTJ to help transport the family around the magical Lost Lakes campground. The trolley is just that--a literal trolley! It's a shaded, mega limousine golf cart pulled via tractor that will be running 24 hours a day (except between the wee hours of 6-10 am), so you can ride in style around the grounds! There will be 2 trolleys total, both driven by the homies of the Scrub Care Unit. And free ice cold bottles of water will be available on the trolley, courtesy of SCU! So hop the fuck on and get yo chill on!
And speaking of SCU, note that the Scrub Care Unit campsite will be located near the autograph and seminar tents, offering free sunscreen, water, clothing, and other immensities for ninjas in need--taking care of the family and keeping rule #1 alive!
If that wasn't enough, there will be giant 6 foot reservoirs of ice water located throughout the grounds courtesy of Psychopathic Records! Each reservoir holds 1000 bottles of water and will be iced down each morning. You can find these MASSIVE water tanks on the map where the water drop appears. Fill your canteens and keep hydrated!
Or get glistened by the series of misters we will have along the roadsides, location TBD, so you can get refreshed and clean!
Just remember to take a real shower once in a while, bitch! Because this year's showers are equipped with...air conditioning! Enjoy the frosty coolness as you wash your butthole!
Want more free air conditioning? The autograph tent is your spot! Stop by this air conditioned tent to hang out and chill the fuck out. Or join in on one of the many Dark Carnival Games events and tournaments that will be taking place in the tent, with full on blast icy cold A.C., including the highly anticipated Juggalos Against Sanity tournament!
Or hop on into the lakes and enjoy the following extra live activities, including row boating, extreme water slides, swimming, or the Wake Zone Water Park, for high-flying thrills:
And last but not least, catch Movies on the Water late at night after Vanilla Ice tears apart the Main Stage!!!! Bring an inner tube and your best scream, cuz shit's about to get scary!!!!
SO CHILL THE FUCK OUT AT GOTJ! We got the family covered for nonstop fun in the sun! Are you ready to Gather?