What is a Juggalo? I don't know... but they're the only fans we got, so we give em what they want! And like any good record label we give em stars with pens ready to sign autographs. We make sure they exercise their stabbing hands to get conditioned for this event, and put them on a strict regimen of ax-swinging and dead body dragging to keep them in shape, so they can sign anything the Juggalos bring before them. It's up to the Juggalos to get creative, so their favorite artists don't get bored and start sticking pens into eye-holes! Line up and get a chance to meet your favorite Psychopaths, and take home a one-of-a-kind souvenir, right on your favorite body part, even! Chop!
This year, we double up all of our artists and celebrities, so you have a chance to get twice as many autographs at once! We keep rotating who is signing thoughout the day, so if you�re in line and miss out on an autograph from your favorite star, at least you can still get another star�s John Hancock in its place and don't get completely assed out. |
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